So my uncle gives me this ring, Joe Rogan. And swear to God, this fuckin wizard comes over tellin me it's an evil ring and I gotta destroy it. So me and my best pal walk all the way to this fuckin volcano to destroy the gold cocksucka, Joe Rogan

29  2019-07-15 by UnemployedOpie

11 comments

1  JimNortonsHonesty 2019-07-15

Bilbo and Frodo were cousins, stupid.

1  UnemployedOpie 2019-07-15

I know, nerd. Frodo still referred to him as uncle, though.

1  JimNortonsHonesty 2019-07-15

Now who's the nerd! NERD!!

1  jjoharanyc1 2019-07-15

You won't fuggin' believe dis, Joe Rogan. I'm on the O&A sub sub sub reddit, and these two momos are talking about fuckin' Dildo Baggins and Frodo bein' fuckin' cousins. You believe dat shit, Joe Rogan?

1  UnemployedOpie 2019-07-15

Ah man ☹

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15

Turns out afta all day, my uncle was my fuckin' cousin, Joe Rogan. Swear to God. I axed my may and she beat me with a chancla

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15

We was hoofin it troo dis cave Joe Rogan, and we met that cocksuckas Jim Norton. He was living there in a dark place. Swear on my mudda he was broodin and eating raw fish Joe Rogan.

1  UnemployedOpie 2019-07-15

Sssssscumbags, precious

1  Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-07-15

JOe Rogan der were deese trees dat WALKED n had Fuckin FACES, joe rogan. I stuck it right in one of dere mufflas

1  UnemployedOpie 2019-07-15

So this elf bitch fuckin freaks out on me cause I won't give her a ring. And after I turn her down, I swear Joe Rogan, this crazy bitch gives me a bottle of her pussy juice!

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-07-15

Those dwarves were doing so much fuckin blow, man. We called them the Coke-Snorting Dwarves.