Right then and there Joe Rogan, I swear to christ I cut off my own son's hand. And he didn't even know I was his father, and I go "No, I am your father" and this mothafucka just screams out in pain.

52  2019-07-15 by ThatNiggaDre

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Fuckin cocksucka fell down a shaft

Joe Rogan, when I was in Colorado I met this little green alien who spoke BACKWARDS and shit, motherfucker gave me advice to become a stand up and shit. See the art of cahmedy........

Don't worry dog. He got a new robotic hand a few hours later. I'm not going to cripple my son for life, Joe Rogan... But that motherfucker had to be shown that you don't go against your own fucking father. On North Bergen Spaceport, where i come from, we would regularly beat up kids that disrespected their parents, dog.

It's like poetry, it rhymes. Swear to god, George Lucas.