What Joe thinks his military service is comparable to.

22  2019-07-15 by xterraroc

9 comments

West point faggot.

Poor guy drank too much and died penniless

Didn't Mark Twain help him finish his memoirs right before he died so his family would be taken care of though?

Twain published the book but Grant wrote it all himself and at some points would write up to 50 pages in a day despite being in terrible health from throat cancer. I'm not sure how quickly the average professional writer might typically write in a day but Shelby Foote who wrote a 3000 page, 3 volume history of the Civil War would write around 500 words per day by hand with and it took him like 20 years to finish the whole thing.

Dan Soder?

"Colonel Cumia, sir! The peelers...the blades are dull! We're overrun with potatoes, sir! WHAT DO WE DO????"

(unsheaths battle sword) "Step aside, plebe! Let me show you how it's done!"

You’re saying Joe takes his service...for GRANT-ed?

I see what you did their lol

Getting booted from the army for substance abuse