How did he ever become friends with Daniel Craig?

Wasn't it just Anthony inviting him to try out his guns at the range? I'm sure Ant talked it up like he was some kind of sophisticated gentleman collector instead of a scared wop in a mcmansion.

Scarred wop.

You can see the regret on Daniel's face in those pics.

One of Ant’s Cop ball washers was doing security for Daniel Craig. Daniel Craig was doing some training for Skyfall, at the range, and he invited Anthony out there. Then they went back to Ants house for a beer. This was years ago and I doubt he even remembers Anthony’s name or fucked up face.

I doubt he even remembers Anthony’s name or fucked up face.

Maybe not consciously, but I guarantee you there are nights where he sees those pock marks and hears an echoing "HA HA HOLY SHIT!", and as he wakes up covered in sweat, the fleeting memory disappears before he can pin point the cause of his recurring night terrors.

He wakes up next to Rachel Weisz.

It’s a good trade off for a few night terrors.

I'll give you one guess.

https://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/oh-oh-7-daniel-craigs-steamy-gay-kiss/

007 hunk Daniel Craig shared a steamy kiss with a smoking-hot guy in the parking lot of a gay bar – leading patrons to wonder if the action star is bisexual!

Pulses raced when the 42-year-old “Casino Royale” star showed up at the Roosterfish bar in Venice, Calif., with a good-looking man on May 15.

After a few drinks, the two men hit the dance floor, and at the end of the night, they were spotted smooching outside, according to a stunned eyewitness. (The ENQUIRER contacted Craig’s rep about the kissing incident, but got no response.)

“At first, I thought Daniel might have come in with his gay friend to check out the live music. But when they started dancing together, I thought, ‘This is more than just two friends out for drinks,’” the source said.

The National Enquirer would never lie.

That's hot. I would have gone straight to The Big Apple Ranch immediately

He didn't. Keiths cop buddy did Craigs personal security in NYC. They were to go to a Police range and use illegal shit. Somehow he was convinced to come back to "the Compound" and was embarassed as shit. He's James Bond. He doesn't care about a McMansion with Bud Light on tap.

So you're saying that another Cumia has an almost compulsive desire to portray his relationship with a famous person as something more substantive than it actually is?

I don't believe you.

Ha, that sounds like Joe, though! Let's go to the phones, Snowaaaayyyyy!

Ah, Ted from Kentucky says I--says I--ah ha ha--says I totally missed your joke earlier about Joe! I'm heating up!

It didn't last long. The go-between asked Ant to keep it under his hat, but Craig's car wasn't out of the fucking driveway for Tony Two-Shirts to jump on Twitter like an episode of "The Patty Duke Show" and play the "Guess Who Was At My House?" game. Fucking faggot ....

The man has become a grotesque caricature of an old boomer filled with impotent rage, railing against a world that is leaving him behind and he no longer understands. Have another natty ice, you ghoul.

Well he is right but a complete piece of shit as well

See above, didn’t hit reply because I’m stupid.

Bud light, but I get what you are saying.

He mixed up two alcoholic’s drink of choice. Easy mistake.

Seriously, the man uses social media like a suburban soccer mom.

What would Corrado say about this?

What are you some kind of finochhio? Why you make Bond a woman?

"Ant is hilarious, really trashed that guy. Great thread."

Something something. William Shatner.

Millenial-approved she-Bond is going to be a nightmare. But I'm not going to see it and neither will anybody else, so whatever.

Racist

I also heard that she is going to be immune to James Bond’s sexual advances and he is going to strike out the whole movie. Maybe it’s a rumor but it sounds like it’s true.

That's the problem with modern 'strong' female characters is that people think snark is like the ultimate sign of a bad ass. "I tried to pick her up but she was snarky and totally shot me down!" Snark doesn't make you a bad ass. It doesn't stop a bullet from entering your fucking head and blowing your brains out.

It will get critical praise -- even "Bumblebee" is 90% on RT these days -- but do mediocre box office numbers prompting media pieces that simultaneously laud it for the "achievement" and denounce audiences for not embracing it enough.

This is a pretty retarded understanding of how Rotten Tomatoes works.

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Itll get glowing reviews, because everyone will be too terrified to say ots a piece of shit.

Can someone summon the Michael Richard's bot for me

He might have a cogent point to make, but as it stands, I generally don’t listen to cultural criticism from substance abusing pedophile racist pieces of garbage who look like Sudanese goat farmers.

I do have a cousin who collects hot wheels car has to get permission to drink from his wife allowed no friends and can't play violent video games (he is regulated to a ps2 yu gi oh game) because of his wife. He tried to give me sound financial advice in the same day I found out about all of that I just couldn't listen.

Exactly.

Thats his fantasy, to have a mommy wife that controls him. Hotwheels are a dead giveaway see erock and cromagnon sam are the same with weirdo kids toys

I am 100% convinced that someone - if not everyone - in this story is Indian. That all sounds like Subcontinent faggotry and cuckedry.

Very, very, very few posters on this sub are white.

Cool so now we have to pretend to be liberal and like the Bond movie just to spite Ant

It's possible to have contempt for both.

I agree, this does seem possible.

Yes. This is problem with politics today. It’s all about teams. People think it’s somehow simply binary. (Unlike the gender of the “girls” Ant likes to show his house to)

This is problem with politics today.

You disgust me with your banality.

Great. It’s not Addressing my point in context of brother joe though is it? I didn’t realize the 3rd opie and Anthony sub was the place for cogent politic discourse. Feel free to address that this is literally how joe and Anth live their lives; the know nothing other than. Supporting their team.

Now I have a distaste for the word address.

The question is why hasn’t this sub employed this genius tactic before?

I'll go see it at least 10 times.

The Bond movies are fucking gay. I hope this ruins it for a lot of fans.

It’s one step above Super Hero movies. It’s basically for children and the dull.

None of the recent Bonds have been any good besides maybe Casino Royale which was watchable. Everything else is an extended action sequence which wasn’t what Bond was about (besides some of the bad ones like “You Only Live Twice” with that stupid helicopter scene).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT8Lp1SO_YU

Goldeneye was the only good one, and they had like 27 bond movies before and after goldeneye.

I enjoyed Goldeneye too actually. I also enjoyed Live and Let Die. But yeah the vast majority are pretty bad.

Goldeneye is not only the best bond movie, it’s one of the best action movies ever

Anthony is a well accomplished singer, who here remembers his criticism of all other singers?

1 ScarJo is right as that is the definition of an actor, a person pretending to be someone else. Also I want to use her jew ass as a respirator

2 if that bond 25 shit is real then women are truly faggots.

http://www.nitrovideo.com/image/457391/3/Under_the_Skin_Scarlett_Johansson_03.jpg

Anthony's right, it's now absurdism of absurdism. A nigger she-boon as James Bond .... OK, why not just announce it's a dyke, too, and hit the faggot/woman/nigger trifecta?