(Somewhere a sponsor looks at his phone to see who is calling and rolls his eyes)

"Gin Rummy... wtf? Are you trying to kill me?"

"well it's cards so no."

"I need my sponsor!!! Do not disturb me, I'll be indisposed..."

...and scene. It's an excerpt from my play called "Jim Norton is a Callow Faggot" You guys are going to love it.

There really should be a Weird NJ article about the Worm.

BAT BOY FOUND IN EMPTY MANHATTAN APARTMENT FILLED WITH CELEBRITY SNAPSHOTS!!!