Chris Rock said there were two types, and Joe doesn’t fall under the category of “black man”.

Throw his ass out, he's a nigger! HE'S A NIGGER! HE'S A NIGGER! A NIGGER! LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER!

Missed you

Isn’t everything in his life comp’d?

lot’o

It's always "gimme gimme" with these types

I used to live in Leesburg. It’s a shithole.

Yeah that's one kickass looking "resort". Probably wore his nicest fake chained dress shirt for the formal supper. Classless scumbag fuck

Looks like a public pool in a lower socioeconomic area.

I am willing to bet he hasn't been back.It's always too late when the venue realizes they fucked up.

Fuckin classy. Leesburg is top shelf.

Resorts are just the mcmansions of hotels.

war hero joe wins again!

these assholes, they always get away. these fucking punks

Wow, I mean maybe Moo Cow Joe has a point here, as civilians like us rarely see a pool like THAT one. Lounge chairs, little steps to enter and exit the pool...he's living a lifestyle most of us can only dream about. The members of Journey and U2 must seriously be reconsidering not being cover bands now.

Man, 63, goes on a killing spree at 2 star hotel, killing 18 and injuring an additional 24. The man is believed to be Joseph Cumia. He is unemployed, has been for many decades and is apparently financed by his younger brother Anthony Cumia, a failed radio "shock jock" who was fired years ago for racist comments he made on the air. Citizens of Leesburg have warned the Police Department all along, it appears that both the Cumias were in possession of child pornography and have had several sexual relationships with minors, mostly male. Why the police department didn't take these allegations more seriously will have to be investigated now. Witnesses have reported that upon revival of the special forces Joseph C. urinated himself before shooting himself in the hand in an apparent botched murder suicide attempt. Marksmen finally were able to fatally wound him. As a final act of humiliation Joseph defecated himself after he was shot. Officers found disturbing photos of war heroes in his pockets where he'd glue his face over the original ones, not realizing their names didn't match his face. He also wore dog tags that didn't include any name or branch, instead the officers found a note in the back that read "thanks for buying on Amazon". We'll have more on the story as it develops.

Now your just teasing us.

Haha what a dump wop

$40

Of course the white supremacist would get everything comped in Robert E Leesburg.

Nice pool, I've had bigger bowls of soup

How pissed would you be if you saved up for a weekend getaway with your fat wife and stupid kids to this shitty little resort and you go out to enjoy the pool only to have to listen to this asshole “performing” for you?

This dumb nigger even boasts about being a deadbeat with everything paid by his sissy brother.

Original music? He is in a cover band

Hes trying to say that his cover band "wins" over original artists because he was compd a shitty room at a low income resort to play a few covers. He is an idiot.

Ya know, I originally read that as "not afforded by most"... Looking at it now, I haven't a clue how to actually interpret that.

Nice "resort," stupid

Complete lack of self awareness

Sometimes I feel like Bovine Joe is trolling us. Is he really this retarded? Or is he playing 6D chess with us?

Lol he's such a transparently insecure failure of a man. You never made it as a musician Joe, or as anything else as matter of fact.

I'm sure actual musicians who's music pay to hear are so incredibly jealous of your life of playing at shitty resorts and dive bars to disinterested crowds.

Fucking mong.

You can just feel the reverence reverb of this resort, truly a perk of the most talented among us.

Joe Cumia drinks his own childs spit

Wearing a black T shirt to the pool, can't get much more white trash than that

The got Jose Feliciano in the Celebrity Room so I got no complaints

What. Is with. The selfies.

"This room even comes with ALL THE FREE ICE I COULD POSSIBLY WANT!"
-Joe (probably)

I wish Stephen Paddock got that resort COMP’d instead of Mandalay Bay.

Speaking of Mr. Paddock, where is Stephen Paddock bot? Did he not survive the last sub extermination?

Those assholes doing original music. How dare they?

He's going for a bath.

He really does love basking in mediocrity. What an asshole.