Yes, Mr. Cumia sir. Whatever you say, Mr. Cumia sir. Hahaha you're so funny, Mr. Cumia sir.

72  2019-07-15 by schleiderftw

29 comments

Caught between a rock and radio hack.

More like between his wife and the fridge

I’ve never seen him on cumia’s show, but I’ve never minded his appearance on other shows. He brought us up once, and wasn’t cunty about it at all.

Yeah he talked about us when he was on real ass podcast. He actually made me laugh saying something about "it's under where the call me a faggot"

Yea. He was cool enough when i was trolling him on twitter. At one point I told him he sucked on TACS everyday and he pretty much said “have you heard what im working with? Cut me some slack”

Damn.

-Dave "bitch" landow

My rule of thumb is, any time /u/Phantas_Magorical posts anything, I upvote that motherfucker. It's never led me astray. I encourage you all to adopt my policy.

Tough crowd

What a ringing endorsement.

"This professional comedian is fine as background noise or whatever, I guess."

I didn’t say I was a fan, but of all the people we hate here, he is at the bottom of my list.

He must love the view from the NYC studio he has

He doesn’t get enough hate

Need to shame him into keeping an eye on Ant's grooming activities.

He would if any of us had the slightest idea of who he is.

Landau is at least a real ex junkie (supposedly) unlike that one faggot who had a wine cooler and put cat shit in newspapers

This n-guy has a "faux"hawk

He's never lived a real life for even one day

Chumbawamba lookin' ass nigga

"He fucks his wife"

"And throws up again"

"He never gonna keep it down"

ah yes mr cumia has a had quite a bit of success so far with "ex" junkies

They try to build up Landau like he's some crazy, junkie don't give a fuck dude. But he's too much of a faggot to pretend he's one.

I bet he points Anthony's dick towards the toilet (and into his mouth) when he has to piss. And then licks the seat afterwards.

He actually seems like a decent guy taking advantage if Anthony’s trucker audience to sell tickets. Anything I’ve heard him on was decent to funny.

Are there fucking Dave ops in this sub? He sucks dick

And he doesn't even have to kneel down to do it.

Him, Missy, Joe, everyone around Anthony is just there for the check

He's foolish enough to believe he's getting exposure for his impending big break.

Which will happen when his wife gets lowered into bed too quickly.

Is this muppet still on the show. I had to cancel my sub last year because he's not funny at all.

He’s like a middle school teacher, totally bland and uninteresting. His online comic friends are stupid and boring as well. When you make fun of them you get hack jokes in return and they all resort to reporting you when they get to the end of their joke books. Makes you realize that any one of you could be a comic in the Midwest