I wish someone would just smash a bottle over his head

Id settle for a broken wine glass in the jugular.

Do I get to choose if it's yours or his?

I dont ever want to see a video with Bert Kriesher in it unless its him crying telling us he has terminal cancer and wont live much longer.

If that cancer is some kind of melanoma on his back or torso due to prolonged exposure of his torso to sunlight I'll be able to die happy.

1 party animal in America while at Florida State. But he only fucked at most 2 or 3 girls during his 7 years there.

pathetic

nice greenscreen, stupid