When your eyes catch a glint of yellow emanating from your egg whites.

34  2019-07-14 by mooglestheory

7 comments

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-07-14

Or a vagina on his date

1  Superbad415 2019-07-14

Or vodka sauce on his pasta.

1  Persianschlong 2019-07-14

or no urine in pea soup

1  ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-07-14

I wish someone would send him a pair of Budweiser trunks for his birthday. Blanking out on that buttsex, are ya, Jimmy?

1  sprimusp 2019-07-14

Almost relapsed here

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-14

ButterSCOTCH?! I'm an ADDICT you dick!

1  johnajapanda 2019-07-14

Rum Raisin? Are you TRYING to motherfuck me??