On my mothers eyes, Joe Rogan, that wasn’t me

"Hey, Joey. Does she even really exist?"

Joey Diaz was the man who stares at goat curry.

Not in the face, Joe Rogan?

Not in the face, ok Joe Rogan?

Does Diaz still insist that they based Big Pussy’s character on him?

So inconceivable there could be two fat sputtering fucks in the world

These donkeys, Joey, do they even exist?

Boat hack.

I wonder whether Joey was a snitch too. How do you get arrested like 20 times but only do a year for armed robbery and kidnapping? He talked so he walked.

If I had to guess he's just lying about it and 90% of that shit either never happened at all, or at best, happened to other people that he knew of.

I don't know if anybody has ever actually looked into, but theoretically there would be some kind of paper trail that would tell the true story. If it did happen though, you're right about it being weird. All of my friends who've gotten caught up with those kind of serious charges (even the ones with really low level previous criminal records) have gone away for a lot longer than that.

Armed robbery and kidnapping are serious offenses. I think Joey talked to get the charges dropped.

There was some rapper who got busted awhile back for having a trunk full of automatic weapons. He ended up walking with little to no sentence.

T.I. was who it was. Just had to check.

he told a story about how much he regrets skipping his audition for the sopranos bc he thought it was about opera singers. to think we came that close to big puss diaz

Who would you rather fuck: Joe’s woman, or Tony’s mom?

not in the face

Joey, nice to meet ya. You, Mr. Rude Cocksucker, see you around baby.

Anthony, I thought you were a bacala man, what are you doing eating penis?