What did you say about Princess Alena??

101  2019-07-14 by AlanSmithee23

32 comments

It’s a man

This man hosts a ufc podcast. He’s dangerous.

Yeah man, the fighters are now entering...the hexagon? The parallelogram? Is that right? I’d tell you if I didn’t know, genuinely.

He's a real problem!

That's my purse! I don't know you!!

Her “intoxicating” scent of balls and man-ass, Jim is a lunatic

The "scent" is due to a feces/lubricant/hemorrhoidal fluids/ejaculate admixture

is the scent of man ass different than woman ass?

take a wild guess

I would assume asses all smell like ass

never eaten a woman's ass, eh big guy?

you eaten a lot of mens?

no, but i've gotten a whiff of my own

Lol you sure that smells not just a you thing? Wash your ass, You disgusting Mongoloid.

I bet you don't admit to masturbating either

lol, you’re either well informed enough about the odour of men’s ass that you can competently compare it to a woman’s or your ass is just really dirty and you catch whiffs of shit all day and are you using that as your basis.

Either way, you’re a disgusting faggot and I want nothing to do with you.

look at this dumb nigger acting like he's never had swamp ass before

look at this dumb fuck thinking women can’t have stinky asses. I once had to hold a swamp donkeys ass cheeks closed while I fucked her because it was wafting out. You homophobic faggots are annoying.

I bet grown up Bobby Hill would actually visit his parents.

Bobby started out not right and grows into a man. Jim starts out ok then grows into the monstrosity we see before us.

Bobby in junior high was already funnier than Jim as a professional comic.

What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

Cheddie Vedder!

Eddie cheddar you monster.

My favorite Bobby episode is when he's in a military academy and Cotton can't break him down. Because he's like mud.

Poor Jim is mud too, but keeps trying to be dirt.

Bobby had friends and some degree of success with women he didn't have to pay.

Don't motherfuck me, scuuumbaaag!

It was so, so funny when he was running around all giddy like he was "in love" with a "girl" because he finally lived out his ultimate sissy cum-slut fantasies. I think he/she made him go around doing that as part of his humiliation fantasy. "Tell everyone how much you love your princess, piggy".

what happened to her? she get HIV and retire or just on vacation spending all that money?

It was so, so funny when he was running around all giddy like he was "in love" with a "girl" because he finally lived out his ultimate sissy cum-slut fantasies. I think he/she made him go around doing that as part of his humiliation fantasy. "Tell everyone how much you love your princess, piggy".

It was so, so funny when he was running around all giddy like he was "in love" with a "girl" because he finally lived out his ultimate sissy cum-slut fantasies. I think he/she made him go around doing that as part of his humiliation fantasy. "Tell everyone how much you love your princess, piggy".

im not gay, nor bi, never been with a dude or transformer, only snuggle the prettiest white girls/models(im half black) but ive seen princess alena completely nude, seen that pink anus and white booty, and damn. id hit that anus with my erection, and use whipped cream as lube. she cries that using a glass dildo hurts her anus. i say, let me loosen her anus up with my tongue, then use some organic edible lube, like olive oil or whipped cream or cream cheese, whatever is organic food stuff(not poop, talking about what normal people eat) and just go as deep as i can inside her anus. i honestly dont care. if HIV didnt exist, id do this to her without guilt.