The good lady of the court understood that my plight was financial in nature and not related to my brother's propensity for subjecting minors to his todger.

85  2019-07-14 by StentFeznor

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"Forgive my outward aplomb but I have procured the reprobate! The lass emits fluid upon copulation! HAHAHA!!! You are envious and dwell in the cellars of kin!"

Fawwwk that's it right there. That's tha bit.

Someone should do one of him opening that little gate for ol' leatherface.

His smug, shit-eating grin here is hate-able.

NOT a child buggerer.

I love this bit

"Your excellency, I can attest that those correspondence from the worldwide information wires have been doctored! There exists an electronic venue known as 'Ima-jer' where chicanery such as this is know to occur."