This is pretty fucking hilarious

I can't stop cackling

The boot is more fuckable

Someone needs to take a video of them putting on some soaked old leather boots, so when you put your foot in water squirts out of the shoelace holes

Be more wordy you dumbass faggot

Petroleum jelly required

The Shelby's Panties Story

I went through a boots phase because of /fa/. I have multiple Red Wings, Aldens, Wolverine 1000 Mile, and Trickers. I never wear them anymore and I have wear size 12/13, which are not popular.

I'll buy the 13s

Kinda random but the leathery Carol meme is one of my favorites because it reminds me of a funny part in the book/show Wolf Hall.

The difference is that Joe actually knows what it's like to place himself in a grizzled leather bag. Not to mention he would surely pension her off for a 15-year-old bit of sloppy seconds his brother was finished with because the Cumias do shit like that.

They marry each other's sloppy seconds. We need a new word, because scum doesn't even begin to cover the likes of the Cumias.

Scumia

She IS a sexy grandman, redditards.

this sub is the best

The best part is he said this thinking it would make us reevaluate our hate.

“Fawkkkk, Joe? She squirts??? Our bad.”

Well said