When they say CBD is "relaxing" and helps you sleep

10  2019-07-13 by ants_ccw_permit

Is it some bullshit like drinking chamomile tea. Because I need to be knocked the fuck out

75 comments

1  aRTie02150 2019-07-13

Most CBD products are snake oil.

1  ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-13

Need to be knocked out? Why don't you go ask one of your baby daddies for child support.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

I like the way u think (I'm a 2x1 fyi)

1  KPIH 2019-07-13

Just do heroin, or is that just for white people?

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

I'm tryna get a new job. I just wanna feel like I got run over by a truck without any pharmaceuticals or illegal substances, is that too much to ask????

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

You could try going for a jog you humongous piece of shit, you.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

Will you just die already. I'm taller and thinner than you.

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

Too bad not smarter. You wasted cash thinking CBD would fuck you up. What new job are you trying to get? Injection Mold Operator? Quick Lube Tech?

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-13

Home run...

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

Opie's Intstant Replay could barely manage a foul tip.

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-13

On fire...

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

Just like Anthony's face.

1  All-That-Is-Good 2019-07-13

Double guns sock cucka!

Or just 1 since the piece a gabage lost the other when he was choking that nice lady.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-13

Tsssssss

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

Did I. You got the receipts? I am a degreed engineer, thanks for asking. You invest in banksys and beg for cybercrime investigator funds. How's that working out for you.

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

Pretty well! Made a killing on that Banksy. I know you're my biggest fan so, just wanted to give you the attention you deserve.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

Hey maybe you can use some of those banksy bucks to repair your botched circumcision

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

I think you have me confused with Sam. Is it like, a cargo train? Or a commuter train?

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

Choo choo yo mutilated scarred dick got a 1 way ticket to dachau

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

So, answer me this question:

The Jews are:

A: Running the world.

B: Inferior.

Thanks.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

The ashkenazim are stolen valor idiots not worth paying any mind to. Some ancient desert dwelling people are from fucking Poland and pale as shit???? Get fucked. I love Jews, they are my people. The beta Israel, mizrahim, sephardim. You assholes are called Jewish because you WISH you were Jews. Get out!!!!!!

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

So, I'm NOT Jewish.

Can you get your shit together please?

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

Your dick is garbage and you need to die.

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

Hang on though, if I'm Ashkenazi, I'm not a real Jew? Can you tell the others?

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

Are you slow or something. I said what I said. Some weak gened assholes decided they were more special than regular white people and went ahead and got their dicks chopped up. You think that's gonna score you points?

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

I did. You said Ashkenazi aren't Jews. Cool. Not a Jew. Thanks, bae.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

That doesn't mean you're as good as regular white people or humanity in general period. You're short and your dick can't satisfy a woman. They had the right idea trying to weed you out.

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

So, you're a black girl who thinks whites are superior? What would you ever know about my dick? I've seen Ant's on his iPad. Meh.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

Yeah that's exactly what I said. Nice reading comprehension. The deflecting and name dropping is the icing on the cake. Dumbass.

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

I can't even comprehend what it is you're trying to say. On the one hand, Ashkaezi aren't Jews. On the other hand, you think I belong in a concentration camp.

So there's that. And then there's the whole deflection angle which is pure projection since you seem to be unable to answer questions. Are you a black woman who sees whites as superior?

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

I hope your last thought as you're inhaling gas is the image of an old alcoholic's dick. Do I need to break that down any further for you.

1  Holdontoyabutt 2019-07-13

Then what happened

1  DonkeyPunch19 2019-07-13

Shit isn't pale. You're literally the color of shit. Darkie

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-13

Save it for Joe, Ross.

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

Can't, I got a C*D on Reddit.

1  RapistWithHIV 2019-07-13

Made a killing on that Banksy.

Gayest sentence of the month.

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

How. Like really how. How could investing and making money be gay. Please. Tell me.

1  RapistWithHIV 2019-07-13

What a distinctively Jewish response.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-13

I feel like you don't know the caliber of woman your arguing with.

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-07-13

Do you have a sleep disorder? If yes use drugs imo

If not just get used to sleeping at the same time and get into a normal circadian rhythm, stupid

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

Idk if I have a diagnosed disorder. If I'm in an inpatient setting they give me sleepy drugs I guess because they don't want to deal with me, after that I'm on my own

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-07-13

Concentrate on the sound of your own breathing. Thats the best natural way i know to sleep if you're having trouble.

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-07-13

heroin rrrullles

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-13

Your blacks do it too but they call it Heron.

1  Toss__Pot 2019-07-13

I gots me some xanax & some norflurazepam... they knock me the fuk out but I still wake up with a rock hard dick if I sleep nekkid (I'm sure you were wondering)

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

Idk what it is but if I take like 8 benadryl I get so horny dont even have the energy to play w the kitty but I have to

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-13

Here's a very short clip of a distinguished scientist explaining:

https://youtu.be/y-bZr7isbCo

1  WeWuzKangz 2019-07-13

skip the benadryl and just take some gravol instead

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

CBD has no psychoactive effects.

Ingest THC if you want to sleep. CBD if your joints hurt.

Nobody takes a Asprin to go to sleep.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

Shaddup jackoff

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

You're the dope who thinks CBD oil is gonna get him wrecked up to sleep. It's cool. I already knew you were stupid.

1  ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-13

Danny, you're talking to the token black girl (confirmed) of O&A subs.

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

Oh! Is this 'ol whats her face with a new account?

1  ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-13

She's the nutter who found Anthony's Venmo account and discovered he'd been sending money to "Sue Lightning" so she gets a pass.

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13

.....grumble.........

1  revolvingmonk 2019-07-13

She's probably taking some shitty overpriced vending machine hemp oil. Real CBD oil derived from actual pot is totally different from what she's probably taking.

1  AlanSmithee23 2019-07-13

Any reliable sites/stores that sell legit CBD products? Not the hemp oil shit.

1  revolvingmonk 2019-07-13

Dispensaries in legalized states. Not sure of any sites that sell it because of the fact that CBD oil derived from Cannabis instead of hemp is still illegal in most places.

1  AlanSmithee23 2019-07-13

I’m in NY where it’s only legal for medicinal purposes.

1  revolvingmonk 2019-07-13

Hemp derived CBD is legal everywhere. CBD oil derived from cannabis plants isn't. CBD from cannabis plants contains a broader spectrum of cannabinoids. Basically hemp derived are to CBD oils what O'Douls is to beer.

1  SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-07-13

Leave it to you to think chalky black dick is going to be in any way relaxing.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

Shit make me sleep like a baby

1  AlanSmithee23 2019-07-13

Just take some melatonin or NyQuil.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

Oh I'm all about the nyquil severe cold and flu whatever plus vicks that make it taste like candy. Down 2 doses of that with 3-4 drinks and im good. Looking for something "healthier" lol. Melatonin is alright but it give me a wicked hangover I start work at 5 am.

1  AlanSmithee23 2019-07-13

Melatonin does the trick, but it does leave you groggy.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-13

Bitch I know you are not ingesting Vicks Vaporub

1  SirSodomy 2019-07-13

That’s because most CBD oil is just snake oil. They have very little CBD in them, people take it because it’s a fad. CBD oil at a proper dose does help with sleep but apparently that’s rare to find.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-13

Matt McCusker sells it (or did in the early eps) and it knocks Shane on his ass. But his site has a wierd ass name.

1  revolvingmonk 2019-07-13

Because most of what's passed off as CBD oil is actually hemp oil which is nowhere near the same. Hemp derived oils are to CBD what O'Douls is to beer.

1  Narc3119 2019-07-13

if you live in a legal mj state the oil carts with cbd and thc in them are pretty nice. i use a 4:1 cbd to thc cart which relaxes you and the 1:1 cart when i want to get high.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-13

Well I try to avoid the because of the whole schizophrenia thing lol but thanks.

1  nice_looper_stupid 2019-07-13

Melatonin or valerian root will do the trick and are otc

1  TriangleDimes 2019-07-13

CBD is more of a body high that people who dont like weed take so they can just be gay throughout the day.

1  BroadwayDannyRoss 2019-07-13

u/DOXXER100 Wanna post another C+D and help this dude go nite nite?

1  Popblawo 2019-07-13

Come at me bitch I'll help you out