Most people meet a sympathetic charter of another race and lose the hate in their heart.

Then you get out of jail and try to avoid your old skin head pals because you is a nigger lover now, but one day some black kid shot your little skin head bro at school anyway, sad

Most people remember the curb stomp, but my favorite scene was when he yelled at the teacher.

(((Murray)))?

Well I'm Hispanic so I'm automatically going to join the Kings. Sorry fellas, nothing personal.

Ya tu sabe

Igualmente. Vatos locos forever ese!

Hey, I don't want no problemzzz... Bruuuuuuutha.

Will you teleport behind us

Infamous prison gang leader "Killa Khun" offers protection in exchange for contraband Vizio products.

Vizio sound quality projection is only rivaled by that of a toddler being thrown clear from an SUV

His first day in the shit he walks right up to da biggest blackest two year old in the yard. I says “What da fuck are you lookin at?” And then BAM! He’s on him! And He’s fuckin smashin him in da face! Haaa ya mudda fucka!!!!

I would last the longest, I would claim to not know any of you or this sub.

So you wouldn't even give us eye contact while giving us bjs?

that's just rude

My years of listening to black crime statistics have armed me with the knowledge of prison demographics to survive that harsh environment. First I shall get fucked in the ass. Then I will continue to get fucked in the ass until dead. Then it's easy street.

When cornered in the shower, tell them this ain't their show.

I’ll just become somebodies bitch

Use the m&ms for eyeshadow and blush and twist your shirt up and tie it in a knot in the front.

Shove jelly and tuna in your asshole to simulate a pussy

“Some men prefer jelly. I prefer maple syrup”

PFG Gang, Y'all

THE NAKED MILITIA!

Cutie Muffins Gang

Now all our hilarious posts will have to be sent via "kites".

Just imagine sending your message a few cells down and waiting to hear the hearty chuckles of your fellow inmates echoing down the halls.

I know how to survive in prison, don't worry. The key is to find the biggest, meanest, blackest motherfucker in there, then bend over and drop your pants. Spreading your asshole will be taken as a sign of dominance and all will back off in respect.

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