Po was an absolute dunce. I don't tolerate incompetence. Po, Steve, Mars and Opie were the most incompetent people I've ever worked with. When you work on a team, you want your team to be the best. Not a bunch of jabronies showing up for work and guessing what their jobs should be and how to do them.
Don't bring my name up when Po couldn't stand ANY of us. Travis, Sam, me anybody. We gave him so much shit cuz he's fucking retarded. If I could do it all again I would, and hit him harder.
The fact ANYONE thought he was a real martial arts master, that HR conducted a background check and cleared him to handle their employees' and celebrities' safety, especially after watching that ludicrous display, makes rethink spending so much of my life on these idiots.
It was equal parts Threat Level Midnight, tap dancing, AfroNinja, Lord of the Dance, and Star Wars Kid in Matrix cosplay. Cool shades, bro.
In fairness to Danny, he dealt with Po far more than I did. I do recall him blaming Carmelo for moving the chess board that Jim and Po were in the middle of a game and screwed up the game board. It was really Po’s fault all the pieces got shifted.
Danny giving shit to Mars for helping Po get hired is where he turned the corner for me. Fuck both those snitching faggots. Mars and Po's first move at the sign of trouble was always to run to the bosses and get vulnerable people (Danny, Dave, Travis, Derek) in trouble.
There's a great email Po typed up about Travis back in the day. I'll have to see if I can find it. Also a long love letter he sent this girl trying to get laid. It's gold, Jerry. I'll see if I can dig that up as well.
Fucking paperwork Nazi, brings 100 people to his one-off Sat Nite show, no paperwork for anyone, including the convicted felons he had on as guests. Just listen to the tone of that email. He thinks radio show staff are HIS employees. He's a fucking door watcher. We produce radio shows. How he felt his situation was more important is beyond me. He even mentions this was moments before the show was starting. Know what Travis was doing? PREP. FOR THE SHOW. There's never going to be a time where show staff gets pulled away from duty to manage Master Po's Paperwork Dojo.
All these ego maniacs are finally getting their comeuppance. Po looks like he's 300lbs, gassing roaches in Florida. Opie got fired from a free podcast. Anthony can't afford $800 to pay talent and Jim does a show nobody listens to with an former intern, who'd abuse and torture interns and Bobo. Jim really is a fucking worm though.
"Louis CK bad man! Anthony Cumia? FRIEND!"
GFY, Jim. We all know you read this horsehockey too.
Po seemed so shady. I remember getting Myspace messages from random people about him on latinlovers.com, Bulshido, or whatever other sites he was on. So many paragraphs from ex dates or girlfriends about his creepy antics.
So Opie would have bad days and be a cloud over the studio, but was there a residual awkwardness in the room when Jim or Ant would throw a screaming fit at a caller, like the "aw, baby boy!" rant? They were funny enough that the show would go on, but everyone had to notice what sensitive cunts they exposed themselves to be pretty regularly.
I mean, that's how the Cofee Diva promo and Foot Thing On My Foot became to be. Sure there was awkwardness. Especially when Opie would throw out his textbook, "repeat what you just said but a little different" gag and then look dead in your eyes for approval. If you didn't smile and give the head nod, after the show you'd hear:
"What was that in there bro? We're trying to be funny and you're not even having a good time, you're killing the room. Everyone can pick up on it."
So you kiss the Opster's ass to avoid those lobby meetings.
Po was a fairly nice guy to me, maybe shouldn’t have been the head of security for the studio though. Nice people can do sketchy stuff. He wouldn’t let a 17 year old girl in studio once even though she was with her father and brother. I just thought he didn’t want to fuck her and that’s why he didn’t let her in.
Do you remember the time Po "lost" these two girls ID's who lived in DC and after they left he magically "found them" and offered to deliver them in person to the girls over dinner?
fucking lol.
Also, Nagel fucked out a fat girl on the console at XM, and we all had to have a "NO FUCKING IN STUDIO" meeting. Thanks ALOT Erik.
I wasn’t there for that, but I do remember listening to a show where you guys talked about it Po doing that.
Good for Erik though getting some ass at work.
Remember when Wiki handed out “The Virus” work shirts the day of the animation festival to the staff and Po’s shirt was misspelled Pa, he still wore it with pride.
Don Wicklin is fuckin' garbage juice. This little fruit was VOMITING outside the HR casino in Vegas because Opie was stressing him out AF and he was nervous about dealing with him. He was weird too. I never met his dumb wife. Maybe once. EVERY TIME I'd see this guy.... MISSY IS ASKING ABOUT YOU! MISSY! MISSY MISSY MISSY! He even let me crash at his hotel room in the afternoon because we had an event later in the day. He's like "Missy might come back from shopping, NBD. Sleep at my hotel room."
Missy never came back from shopping, but if she did, I'd have delivered a decent Wicklin' and I don't think Don would be any upset about it.
He had a facebook page under his real name (since deleted/renamed) that showed him living in FL, working as an exterminator. All I found so far is his joke of a Linkedin touting his skills as a Martial Arts instructor, but 3 or 4 years ago, he was trying his hand in the pest control game.
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1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-13
No. Last we saw of him, a sub member took a creep shot of Po shopping for DVD players at a Florida Best Buy.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13
OMG link please....
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-13
Unfortunately we lost a lot of gold when /r/opieandanthony ate it. But it clearly showed Po still shopping for a DVD player in the year 2016.
If we weren't so lazy at making titles or tagging imgur photos, this all could have been avoided.
1 turk_january 2019-07-13
https://imgur.com/a/QjsQh
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13
Literally wearing the same outfit since 2004. Wow. Thanks.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-13
That's the shittiest looking Best Buy I've ever seen.
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-07-13
Big A told me he’s living down in FL and has a kid.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-07-13
Was Po cool behind the scenes? Never really got a read on him besides the fact that he hated Danny
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13
Po was an absolute dunce. I don't tolerate incompetence. Po, Steve, Mars and Opie were the most incompetent people I've ever worked with. When you work on a team, you want your team to be the best. Not a bunch of jabronies showing up for work and guessing what their jobs should be and how to do them.
Don't bring my name up when Po couldn't stand ANY of us. Travis, Sam, me anybody. We gave him so much shit cuz he's fucking retarded. If I could do it all again I would, and hit him harder.
1 MrHooHooHooligans 2019-07-13
Shut the fuck up, you short stooge. Master Po would beat your ass.
Oots
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13
Mmm hmmm. Just check out his sick demo on YouTube.
1 MrHooHooHooligans 2019-07-13
What does that video prove? He’s a foot taller than you and would cave your skull in.
I like that you went to my profile just to find out stuff about me. I’m flattered, is everyone from the O and A universe an obsessed loser
OOTS!
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13
Smacking your jacket doesn't make you hit harder.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-13
Uhhh.. How have I never seen this?
The fact ANYONE thought he was a real martial arts master, that HR conducted a background check and cleared him to handle their employees' and celebrities' safety, especially after watching that ludicrous display, makes rethink spending so much of my life on these idiots.
It was equal parts Threat Level Midnight, tap dancing, AfroNinja, Lord of the Dance, and Star Wars Kid in Matrix cosplay. Cool shades, bro.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-13
That is “The Room” level embarrassing. Holy shit.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-07-13
Danny please, I asked Creampie Jones this question
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-07-13
In fairness to Danny, he dealt with Po far more than I did. I do recall him blaming Carmelo for moving the chess board that Jim and Po were in the middle of a game and screwed up the game board. It was really Po’s fault all the pieces got shifted.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13
That and the fact we'd steal his pieces and replace them later.
1 Popblawo 2019-07-13
Ooos
1 Rumbler1st 2019-07-13
You hit master po? How did I forget this?
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-07-13
Danny giving shit to Mars for helping Po get hired is where he turned the corner for me. Fuck both those snitching faggots. Mars and Po's first move at the sign of trouble was always to run to the bosses and get vulnerable people (Danny, Dave, Travis, Derek) in trouble.
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Anthony: "So Danny, what gift did you get Mars."
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Danny: "Something... pot related."
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Mars [triggered] "Yo as a man, you ain't shit."
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13
There's a great email Po typed up about Travis back in the day. I'll have to see if I can find it. Also a long love letter he sent this girl trying to get laid. It's gold, Jerry. I'll see if I can dig that up as well.
1 PlugsandLifts 2019-07-13
Po was the best character on O&A bar none. He’s a goddamn treasure.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13
Fucking paperwork Nazi, brings 100 people to his one-off Sat Nite show, no paperwork for anyone, including the convicted felons he had on as guests. Just listen to the tone of that email. He thinks radio show staff are HIS employees. He's a fucking door watcher. We produce radio shows. How he felt his situation was more important is beyond me. He even mentions this was moments before the show was starting. Know what Travis was doing? PREP. FOR THE SHOW. There's never going to be a time where show staff gets pulled away from duty to manage Master Po's Paperwork Dojo.
All these ego maniacs are finally getting their comeuppance. Po looks like he's 300lbs, gassing roaches in Florida. Opie got fired from a free podcast. Anthony can't afford $800 to pay talent and Jim does a show nobody listens to with an former intern, who'd abuse and torture interns and Bobo. Jim really is a fucking worm though.
"Louis CK bad man! Anthony Cumia? FRIEND!"
GFY, Jim. We all know you read this horsehockey too.
1 Drumkit5 2019-07-13
Po seemed so shady. I remember getting Myspace messages from random people about him on latinlovers.com, Bulshido, or whatever other sites he was on. So many paragraphs from ex dates or girlfriends about his creepy antics.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-07-13
So Opie would have bad days and be a cloud over the studio, but was there a residual awkwardness in the room when Jim or Ant would throw a screaming fit at a caller, like the "aw, baby boy!" rant? They were funny enough that the show would go on, but everyone had to notice what sensitive cunts they exposed themselves to be pretty regularly.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13
I mean, that's how the Cofee Diva promo and Foot Thing On My Foot became to be. Sure there was awkwardness. Especially when Opie would throw out his textbook, "repeat what you just said but a little different" gag and then look dead in your eyes for approval. If you didn't smile and give the head nod, after the show you'd hear:
"What was that in there bro? We're trying to be funny and you're not even having a good time, you're killing the room. Everyone can pick up on it."
So you kiss the Opster's ass to avoid those lobby meetings.
1 gaykentuckypride_yay 2019-07-13
theres your ironic opie love bit queers.
1 Buckshot66 2019-07-13
Po's an exterminator now?
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-07-13
Sweet baby jesus, he's actually retarded.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13
Yeah but, keep that quite.
1 TheRocketRosenthal 2019-07-13
The Rocket says that you suck, Danny.
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1 JudgeMarilynMillian 2019-07-13
He even thanked Danny, that guy's such a dreamboat.
1 Twatsmash 2019-07-13
I can’t believe this obvious fucking scam artist actually signed his name as Master Po. What an incredible faggot.
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-07-13
/r/rimjob_steve
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-07-13
Lives in jeopardy on a fucking radio show? What a fucking idiot.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13
I can fwd you the original. Po would always use that name. I went to Caroline's once and saw "Po, Master" on the list.
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-07-13
Jesus fucking Christ.
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-07-13
Po was a fairly nice guy to me, maybe shouldn’t have been the head of security for the studio though. Nice people can do sketchy stuff. He wouldn’t let a 17 year old girl in studio once even though she was with her father and brother. I just thought he didn’t want to fuck her and that’s why he didn’t let her in.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13
Do you remember the time Po "lost" these two girls ID's who lived in DC and after they left he magically "found them" and offered to deliver them in person to the girls over dinner?
fucking lol.
Also, Nagel fucked out a fat girl on the console at XM, and we all had to have a "NO FUCKING IN STUDIO" meeting. Thanks ALOT Erik.
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-07-13
I wasn’t there for that, but I do remember listening to a show where you guys talked about it Po doing that.
Good for Erik though getting some ass at work.
Remember when Wiki handed out “The Virus” work shirts the day of the animation festival to the staff and Po’s shirt was misspelled Pa, he still wore it with pride.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-07-13
I could listen to you two hens all night.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13
Don Wicklin is fuckin' garbage juice. This little fruit was VOMITING outside the HR casino in Vegas because Opie was stressing him out AF and he was nervous about dealing with him. He was weird too. I never met his dumb wife. Maybe once. EVERY TIME I'd see this guy.... MISSY IS ASKING ABOUT YOU! MISSY! MISSY MISSY MISSY! He even let me crash at his hotel room in the afternoon because we had an event later in the day. He's like "Missy might come back from shopping, NBD. Sleep at my hotel room."
Missy never came back from shopping, but if she did, I'd have delivered a decent Wicklin' and I don't think Don would be any upset about it.
1 JudgeMarilynMillian 2019-07-13
no wonder the console & equipment was always wobbly
1 Mcchisell 2019-07-13
Watched a video of Joe Rogan shitting on him to Bas Ruten the other day
1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-07-13
Chess playing fraud. Uß!
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-07-13
Last I checked, Mars was working as an exterminator. Uss!
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13
Source?
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-07-13
He had a facebook page under his real name (since deleted/renamed) that showed him living in FL, working as an exterminator. All I found so far is his joke of a Linkedin touting his skills as a Martial Arts instructor, but 3 or 4 years ago, he was trying his hand in the pest control game.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-13
A while back I had gotten in touch with who was supposedly Master Po's sensei.
He wanted NOTHING to do with the conversation and told me he has no control over what Po tells people about his skill level.
1 LarrysStupidHead 2019-07-13
Didn't Po fuck over and steal from several of his friends who were volunteering their free time to help him build that dojo?
Also there were multiple allegations of sexual misconduct at FH Reillys.