So there I was Joe Rogan. This cocksucka was looking for my son and I told his ass about how Italians was niggas, I shit you not.

35  2019-07-13 by CinemapocalypseNOW

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gimme a chesterfield cocksucka. you know about the moors dawg? they were like the nation of islam except 1000 years ago dawg. crazy black muslim muthafuckas straight outta Africa slingin DICK to every white bitch they found, and they found a lot in Sicily dawg. Every grieving widow got their monkey destroyed fuckin six ways to sunday, fuckin tremendous. these mothafuckas banged the white outta Sicily dawg.

So you know Joe Rogan, after I got out of jail in Boulder, I started working as a cop in Reno, Nevada. Biggest Little City in the World cocksucka! Well my Lieutenant was some little fairy in short shorts, had a moustache like one of the Villiage people, you know what i'm sayin'! And I worked with a few characters, it was a great time in my life Joe Rogan, we used to always pay visits to this guy Big Mike, he was crazy dawg, you shoulda seen it.

Henchman 1:(in Sicilian) What happened?

Henchman 2: (in Sicilian) That unfunny fat fuck started rambling to the midget host about nothing for 45 minutes, so the boss shot him.

Henchman 1: shrugs