So there I was Joe Rogan, my boss' girl lying ODed on the floor of my dealer's house, a fuckin' needle full of adrenaline in my hand, and I slam that shit right through her fuckin' sternum! This was the 1990's, Joe Rogan, we were savages in those days! SAVAGES!!!

43  2019-07-13 by dazzlefloss

4 comments

1  floatingoften 2019-07-13

Please never stop posting Uncle Joey Diaz photos and stories. Got my ribs.

1  InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-13

Joe Rogan, turns out my boss was fucked in the ass by a gay cop in a gun store. His bitch is dying but he still got it worse, dog! A fucking boxer told me while scoring some Quaaludes off of me in North Bergen County Park. The whole borough knew, dog.

1  Boxocox696969 2019-07-13

Mother fucker kept babbling about some guy named Zed and his chopper. Tried to pay me with his watch, but the thing smelled like shit joe rogan. We were doing lines off of some jap sword for hours joe rogan

1  suirogerg 2019-07-13

I love these