r/opieandanthonyxyz: There I was in the arcade. All of a sudden a cop puts a photo of my buddy in my face and asks if I've fuckin seen him! You know me Joe Rogan I dont talk to the fuckin cops. I had to go outside to calm down and i swear the fuckin acid was that good I seen this cop turn into a pool of metal Joe Rogan

There I was in the arcade. All of a sudden a cop puts a photo of my buddy in my face and asks if I've fuckin seen him! You know me Joe Rogan I dont talk to the fuckin cops. I had to go outside to calm down and i swear the fuckin acid was that good I seen this cop turn into a pool of metal Joe Rogan

34 2019-07-12 by nosywally3

6 comments

1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-12

“It was fawkin’ crazy, dawg. This bitch who broke out of a mental institution was all over my dick, Joe Rogan. This was certifiable crazy pussy, my man. Bitch knew how to suck a dick and she’d blow me all the time as long as I’d listen to her batshit, crazy as fuck stories about the future. “Judgement Day,” or some shit, I don’t know. I told that cocksucka to ‘blow on this gavel, bitch!’ You would’ve fucking loved LA in ‘92, it was crazy, Joe Rogan.”

1 aRTie02150 2019-07-12

https://www.reddit.com/r/LyingJoeyDiaz?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I made a sub dedicated to Joey Diaz lies. I tried posting it here and I guess that's not allowed?

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-12

I was fuckin trashed on Peruvian cocaine, Joe Rogan. I made a sub about my lies and I swear to da virgin Mary, Joe Rogan: it didn't allow me to fuckin post it here. Swear to God, Joe Rogan

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-12

Listen. Swear to fuckin God and all that's holy. Swear on my mudda. This fuckin' meathead cuts his self on the forearm and slices it all the way around. Joe Rogan, he fuckin starts peelin his arm off the fuckin bones, Joe Rogan. This cat had metal bones. Swear to Christ.

1 floatingoften 2019-07-12

That's hilarious

1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-07-12

So den me and Bobby Budnick hacked into an ATM. It was outta control, dawg.