Reminder: Joe “piece of shit” Cumia congratulated himself on losing weight before even starting his diet.

88  2019-07-12 by JadenSmithPhilosophy

He never lost the weight either. In fact I seriously think he gained some.

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What a fat lazy gay fuck

In his defense. The farmer was gonna milk him that morning. That's gotta count for a few ounces.

His meat is finely marbled. Ol' Kobe Joe.

This is a useful name.

WeyGumia

Nigga is on the seefood diet. He sees food and he eats it.

He should be on the toe trigger diet. He gets a toe trigger and blows his brains out.

Is that some kind of attachment?

HA HA HA HOLEE SHIT LINE OF THE DAY

Too many turkey subs COMP’D

He is about a fat piece of shit.

ANYONE CAN DO IT

(Except me)

Twice. He did this two years in a row.

He's got Dunlap Syndrome.

Dumwop*

People don’t realize it but child spit can be very fattening.

He targets fat kids, the weakest of the pack, so he picks up a lot of sugar from their diabetes spit.

How/where did JoeH congratulate himself?

He is a remarkably stupid man.