r/opieandanthonyxyz: So lemme tell ya Joe Rogan, there I was, bangin this broad’s ass. But when I pull out, she starts fawkin shittin’ on me dawg! Smelled so bad we both started puking! Then my bro who was filmin the whole thing falls outta the closet and he’s puking too! The tape broke, but its true bro, swear tuh god.

So lemme tell ya Joe Rogan, there I was, bangin this broad’s ass. But when I pull out, she starts fawkin shittin’ on me dawg! Smelled so bad we both started puking! Then my bro who was filmin the whole thing falls outta the closet and he’s puking too! The tape broke, but its true bro, swear tuh god.

85 2019-07-12 by ProfessorChipperson

8 comments

1 aRTie02150 2019-07-12

We need to make a sub dedicated to Joey Diaz lies. This bit has wheels.

1 Chaddox710 2019-07-12

I truly hope this happens, these Diaz posts are funny as fuck. I read one the other day where Joey Diaz was neo from the matrix

1 floatingoften 2019-07-12

Red pilled dawwgg.

1 aRTie02150 2019-07-12

I made the sub, but the mods on this sub won't let me even mention it. They like to delete things now.

1 Chaddox710 2019-07-12

PM me the sub, i love the fuck out of these things. I don’t know if its my pure hatred of joey diaz, or the fact that everything he says is a lie, but its the perfect meme

1 aRTie02150 2019-07-12

I'm afraid to even link it because it'll probably get deleted again. It's either the psychotic automod or one of our mods deleting it, I don't know.

Checking profile and post history, you'll see it.

1 Chaddox710 2019-07-12

Yesss thank you, i will do my best to contribute to it, i fuckin LOVE these memes, Joe Rogan. I evah tell you bout the time back in 1992 when me and my brothers spent the summer with our japanese grandpa? Joe Rogan... this wasnt an easy summer. We carried fuckin buckets of water across logs, rice flyin across the fuckin kitchen so much you woulda thought it was a coke party Joe Rogan..

deep wheeze, serious quiet tone then it turned out it paid off Joe Rogan... we fought off 3 surfers, and after the house was safe, we told the ol’ bitch babysittin’ us that she better have saved pizza for us..

Dunno whateva happened to Rocky, but Emily sucked mah dick so hard it turned my ninja mask white Joe RoganAHHHHHH HAHAHAH!!! cough

1 Pizza2TheFace 2019-07-12

These people on here do these Joey Diaz impressions, you would swear it was the real person.