Say what you want about the guy, but Opie never threatens legal action against us despite being called a pedophile who is attracted to human feces on Reddit on a daily basis

84  2019-07-12 by 2Shirts4life

If you told me 5 years ago that he'd be the most thick skinned one of all of the main O&A guys in the future I'd have probably bitten your hand

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He’s busy getting his kids to school on time and giving his young wife multiple orgasms on a daily basis.

He fucks his wife so hard her family has simultaneous orgasms

He's also not busy fucking his brothers girlfriend's daughter

That save ya a lot of time and energy, right there.

... He isn't!?

*squirting orgasms

I have no doubt that Lynsi is a healthy woman with full control of her faculties.

Brothaman knows the bit.

He doesn’t know who we are. He’s Stern to our O&A

He does. When Danny said he thought AntH was 'Bizzaro Opie', Gregg knew about it within days. He personally might not read the board, but he was well aware of what was happening on at least the original board.

True, but it’s very possible he’s outgrown checking this place on a daily basis.

He's past the board now brothaman.

He doesn't have to know us. He understands us.

After the cake stomp incident, he is very aware. He brought up his disdain for reddit on air, when Jim suggested he do an AMA.

It's a fawwkin hater site!

Bingo.

At the very least he's smart enough to realize that indulging us just makes it worse for him so he ignores us. Nana on the other hand...

It's because Opie has an actual life outside of broadcasting and the internet.

His skin ain't the only thing that's the thickest if u get what I'm saying

Yeah his hair is pretty thick too.

Don't forget beard!

Good point! Also his upper torso.

His wallet

"Opie" is short for "Opie-n wide for this big dick."

I also listen to cumtown.

I've never heard a second of cumtown. Do they talk about Opie's fat cock on there? I thought it was a cucky "dirtbag left" show.

Stav makes puns like you did. Cumtown is actually really funny. I'll link you some bits later on f you want. "oh snap" is a good start.

I'll give it a listen but only because you have the magic numbers in your name.

its the only funny "radio" still out there

Bonfire and LOS are great too but I find Cumtown funnier despite Stav.

Opie was too busy doodling in the sand while his wife got fucked by Bam to register DMCA complaints.

We don’t make false, unsubstantiated claims around here anymore, sir.

The sex tape proves otherwise.

The whole Bam thing is sooooo 2015.

That's like still finding Jim or Anthony funny.

The brothaman’s doodles are legendary and his loyal wife knows nobody named “Bam.”

Brothaman has fish to catch, he can't spend time on Reddit.

The Brotherman just whips out his huge hog and the fish just jump on. It’s a win win situation for all parties involved.

He's been outta the Reddit business for a while. He's a standalone fruit.

Opie aged like wine, Nana aged like bread.

if the opester went to court his pedophilia would get exposed, pal. hes a retard but hes not that stupid, know what im sayin, folks?

also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile

so u think opie is the one who is actually a pedophile? ehehehe

its not a laughing matter, pal

it is in the sense that you have been the dude in corner who laughs to himself whilst everyone tells you how stupid you are. It's also a laughing matter in the sense that you're too stupid to realize you are our gimp we lure out on a slow day when there's nothing of greater value to laugh at.

That's right, dance for me

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN?

"Legal Action"? Is that a code word for 'Over 18 Night' at The Big Apple Ranch?