RIP whatever street he lives on.

171  2019-07-11 by theopesterdidsumcoke

58 comments

Is that series even worth watching?

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I seen Halle Berry ate the hottest of the wings. You know, because she's brave and women can do anything. Especially a black woman.

No.

My friend put it on once when we were hanging out after work and it was just boring fucking drivel. The whole gag is “lol this sauce is hot!”

It fucking sucked.

So it's basically like that awful Doug Benson show where the entire gimmick is "famous to semi-famous person smokes weed and has wholly uninteresting and unfunny conversation with the host" just with the weed part being replaced by spicy food.

It's safe milquetoast garbage.

"HA HA, we're interviewing a celebrity while they sweat and cough from hot wings! Isn't this an odd situation?"

It fucking stinks. It's just thinly veiled excuse to promote whatever trash movie or album they've got out.

Every time they get to the Hot Ones sauce they remark on how good it is.

I seen Halle Berry ate the hottest of the wings.

Wiggers

That bitch has done literally anything to make a buck after that divorce.

I enjoy it. You just kind of have to not be a total fag who gets triggered by harmless fun.

Well that leaves me out.

You dirty fag.

Redditor.

Yes. While the “OMG the wings are hot” schtick gets old after awhile, Sean Evans is a surprisingly good interviewer.

One of the best, honestly.

he's kind of robotic but I don't mind it

His white boy hip hop slang can be kind of tiring.

He sounds like he's reading cue cards and can't improvise. He often gets cut off and then just repeats the entire question rather than saying something original. He *sucks. *

He literally says the same thing every time.

Also, they put their shit "limited edition" sauce at the end and after that battery acid shit "Da Bomb" extract sauce had already destroyed everyone's taste buds.

If you like rappers and other assorted browns/blacks, you’ll love it because they’re like 95% of the guests.

yeah it can be OK if you like the guest. Burr was on not too long ago

Are you a fan of “good interviews” I’d only watch it for someone I recognize or care to hear about. the dude actually asks some good questions.

If you watch a guest that you like, you'll probably enjoy it. Theo Von one was very funny

WAS IT?

Yeah it was. I don't even really know Von well, but he had such crazy answers it made me laugh

Shaq was great on the show. "I'm not going to make a face"

His sweat is pure diphtheria

Imagine the stench of one bead of Pakistani sweat 😓

I read that doctors are using it to wake up coma patients

I'm gagging imagining the smell of just his sweat.

Every time that commercial for his new movie plays and the girl asks him where he met her father, my will to live diminishes when he responds smugly with “We killed some people.”

Betcha maintaining that unibrow is more work than keeping the Panama Canal open

Got a niggas ribs hurtin

Tuh-DAY!!!

That's one of our more popular location

Time for a refreshing dip in the corpse-laden Ganges afterwards.

I’ve heard the health benefits of raw sewage are also amazingly beneficial to your health.

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Had to drive the point home.

He’s not wrong. Benefits are beneficial.

I never really saw Carlin as a comedian, always considered him more of a philosopher/spoken word artist.

ew

Nit. He died in 2008.

I saw him as neither. Was basically Henry Rollins. An old man who's edgy because his views didn't change from when he was 14.

I stopped a minute in. The guy doesn’t cook his food right and doesn’t like washing his hands. Brilliant.

I'm betting there's at least one snide remark about Trump. And a joke or two about white people being stupid.

PERFECT MEAL!

"This sauce is more orange than Trump. Em i rite?!"

I hate brown faggots that complain about white people and then marry white girls/guys.

They make a career out of bashing white people, but then get with white people to up their own status (also, their own women are usually far less attractive). What a hard life.

His people have sex with livestock. Subhuman, and should be thankful to be gainfully employed

Dawg I got Ganesha's six fuckin elephant trunks going wild in my colon Joe Rogan

I hate that shit show for no other reason other than it's watched by idiots and they spam it everywhere. Otherwise I could just ignore it.

His freeloading wife lives on Easy Street.

His natural effeminate nature sort of works on Silicon Valley.

This guy is the biggest fucking faggot on the face of the earth.

So he can just do this all day and be set financially while his girl cousins cant afford to eat without shaving their arm hair off and shipping it the USA to make weaves? Shit aint fair.

the streets are not safe

One time I had to fly in a plane with a bunch of sand niggers. Worst fucking experience of my life. Of course, the whole plane smelled like shit. That shouldn’t even have to be mentioned. What was bizarre to me was how primitive and ape-like these “people” acted on such a sophisticated piece of machinery. Within 20 minutes of take off, there were already 3-4 people who got out of their seats and squatted in the aisle and started taking a shit. The air hosts/hostesses were frantically running around trying to stop these niggers from shitting on the floor. They had to make multiple announcements reiterating the fact that the lavatories were the only place they could shit. I overheard one argument between a host and one of the niggers where the nigger was afraid to use the lavatory because he thought there were witches in there. Several other niggers I saw walk out of the lavatory with actual shit on their hand, which they wiped on their clothes and then proceeded to eat food with the same hand. I felt especially bad for the hostesses because they constantly had to deal with niggers inappropriately hitting on them and asking them to show their boobs and vagina right out of the gate. Truly a disgusting breed. Never fly with sand niggers if at all possible.

The only way to clean his house is with a flamethrower.