they better make sure they provide a red gatorade, turkey and swiss and chips and/or salad.

Holy shit guys! He’s playing the same stage as Peat Moss and the Fertilizers?? Maybe Joe is a bigger deal than we thought...

Someone posted their YouTube compilation to perspective bookers and it was fucking cringe.

Everything comp'd!

He’s playing the same stage as Peat Moss and the Fertilizers?

Let's leave Roe out of this.

Almost Selena

Please tell me this is another one of Joe’s “bands”

I hope their careers end the same way.

Joe would have to have fans.

What are we then?

Just folks chuckling at his idiocy.

That's what Nana calls his latest exploit. Just a few more cycles of hormones...

2U isn't mentioned on the main site. It says "Bennie & The Jets" are performing instead that night. How disappointing for the millions of "Anthony Cumia's Brother Joe Cumia" fans. http://www.glencovedowntown.org/sponsors

Good to know. I could have sworn this got canceled a month ago. For a second, I thought old lardass finagled his way back into the gig.

He wants disappointed fans to call up, to give the impression to the venue that he's popular.

Unfortunately no-one wants to see him.

"Bring seating" is faggot code for cock and anal toys

You know those chairs are upside down

Here's hoping ISIS catches wind and rams a Chevy Astro van into the stage

I like how he includes his tagline. Just in case anyone didn't break the clever code of "2U."

You're 60 years old and you're still being paid in exposure? Fuckin loser