I'm a software engineer who has worked on multiple online bookmakers / casino games sites. They aren't rigged and operate exactly how real life games would. Part of my job was tracking the high stakes players. Habitual winners would have their accounts closed.
39 2019-07-10 by MarbleSpaceCat
Literally nobody who played often would ever be up life time. I mean quite literally not one single person.
I'm sure Ant and Joe have a retarded wop system that's a sure fire technique to beat the tables. Fucking losers.
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1 JansHammer 2019-07-10
yes, the sure fire system was a huge contract from Sirius for as little work as possible.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-10
Makes sense. Just like Vegas. If you’re too good, your black booked just like that Jeopardy son of a bitch.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-07-10
I mean it's a business like anything else. There's no right to gamble.
1 Jungies 2019-07-10
The MIT Blackjack team used to regularly be barred from casinos for not for cheating but simply winning too much; and casinos all over the world used to buy the Griffin Book with pictures of top players so they could ban them; but I'm sure the Cumias are exceptions to the rule.
1 WikiTextBot 2019-07-10
Black Book (gambling)
"Black Book" is the nickname frequently used to refer to a list of people who are unwelcome in casinos. The name comes from the fact that the people listed are essentially blacklisted. The term can refer either to such a list officially maintained by a particular gaming control board or to the Griffin Book, whose information is shared among subscribing casinos. Also, "Casinos face legal and financial risk if they let the wrong people play.
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1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-10
HE EXPLAINED IT WELL ENOUGH, FAGBOT
1 TARE_ME 2019-07-10
You've missed the most salient part in Cumia's Blackjack System for Winning.
There are no two photos of Anthony that look the same--from his racial ambiguity, the size of his skull, or the color of his teeth. His only real give away is that he can't be seen without two shirts.
He's used this ability to hide in plain sight for decades; just like he does when publicly lusting after "women on the younger side" as a "joke."
1 lowend73 2019-07-10
A shapeshifting wop
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-10
Joe revealed their system as per a post on the sub from a few days ago. AntH mesmerizes the dealer with his quick wit, gregarious personality, and gift of the gab. So much so, that the dealer is bent over in laughter, along with the rest of the table, is unable to concentrate on "playing against" AntH.
That's how AntH becomes the big winner and chip leader at the table. It's a system AntH created and has perfected over the years. It's a tour de force and a must see show, akin to attending a Vegas performance.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-07-10
I saw that. It's beyond retarded. A blackjack dealers entire performance consists of turning over random cards. He literally can't influence it if he tried. Unless they're literally in cahoots and outright cheating. I think we should inform management imo.
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-10
Joe is a fascinating motherfucka, he literally finds a new way, everyday, to make himself look and sound like an utter retarded asshole.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-07-10
Whenever I'm bored and there's nothing funny online Joe acts like a total retard on social media like clockwork.
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-10
And "gah bless" the soldiers who scour his social media and post his retardation here. He is a very trying individual.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-10
Joe is such a fucking dumbass. The dealers want tips. If anything, they hope a player wins big so they can get a chunk of the winnings. That's why there are a million cameras and eyes on the floor watching the dealers as hard as the players. Blackjack dealers have very strict rules where they can't have any sort of personal "strategy" that works for or against the players.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-07-10
Say literally some more
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-07-10
Literally some more
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-10
Tssss.. da fawkin cawksucka sed it!
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-10
Well except in blackjack you don't play against the other players, and their winning or losing doesn't effect you whatsoever
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-10
It's so fucking ridiculous we have to have ten people explaim how blackjack works and there is no dealer discretion and no matter how fucking drunk and annoying you are, you can't "throw the dealer off" to gain am advantage
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-07-10
It’ll take a lot more than ten people to convince morons that dice control isn’t real.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-10
There is a certain type of "people" who take forever to roll in Craps because they have to move them around and do their magical joo joo every.fucking.roll...
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-10
Yeah just roll the dice and stop wasting time with that nonsense.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-07-10
Hey I got control - I can shoot my banana juice wherever I want! A-GUUSSSSCH
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-10
Remember when Ant ranted and screamed like an idiot because he didn't understand the simple fact that other players' decisions don't have a net impact on your results? Dumb wop.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-10
It could not happen, WOULD NOT happen, ya fuckin momo!
1 Pino_Palladino 2019-07-10
Years ago, calling a mormon a momo was almost like calling a black person the n word.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-07-10
nobody asked, you momo n-word.
but thanks anyway
1 Poo-U 2019-07-10
Here’s the technique: faulty drunken accounting. Overstate your wins, understate your loses, claim victory.
1 Jungies 2019-07-10
Here's another technique - you label the "before" shot of the stack of bills as the "after" shot.
1 Poo-U 2019-07-10
Even better!
1 throwawayoanda2017 2019-07-10
I’m a poker player and there is nobody in the world more delusional than gamblers. The easiest person to fool is yourself and it’s even easier if you’re already a fool.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-07-10
Admit you're a street shitter