Reminder - Sam Roberts has a tattoo of Jack White.

41  2019-07-10 by will4two

Mortifying

18 comments

And Rob Zombie

This one is so much worse, in my book. Rob Zombie is one of the biggest douchebags in metal history.

Equally pathetic

Pathetic if TRUE

And now he LARPS as a hip hop fan, what a faggot

Oh he’s always been like that. While interning once he bragged how he hosted a gangster rap show called “The Danger Zone”. He said I could never get away with doing that. He was right though, I’m not a piece of shit wanna be.

"The Danger Zone"

God, I wanna kill him. I wanna kill him and I wanna make it hurt.

I'll pitch in to fund a weekend in Westchester for you buddy, you could use a good vacation.

To be fair he's always been a hip hop fan, don't you remember Joonyor Mint, his rapper persona from college?

Fucking weasel

I don't believe this.

Of all the bands to really want to honour he chooses the fucking White Stripes. Imagine that. It's as annoying as Gareth's favourite band in the Office being Mike And The Mechanics.

Lol, the self entitled faggot who's crying that nobody is kissing his beanbag for making music he feels he created the genre for? You know, a metronome for drums and turning the distortion up as high as it will go? Also, he openly cries that his ex won't accept his calls anymore. Really weird they were married, he took her name, and then paraded themselves around like they were a brother and sister for a while.

Nice tattoo you fucking imbecel.

It’s somehow worse than you’re making it sound...he has a tattoo of Jack White’s signature that he found on the internet and printed out.

Yup. That’s exactly how bad I made it sound.

Sam is so rock n roll that he doesn't drink and has never done drugs. Fucking idiot

It's Jack White's signature that he wrote on his arm and he literally "didnt wash it" until he got it tattoooed over. Fucking embarassing as hell

Can't wait until they find out he's a serial killer, the last thing his very young victims hear is hehehehehe. Sideshow Bob ass motherfucker.