“I eva’ tell you about the time I was on Newsradio, Joe Rogan? Shit, dawg. You would’ve loved that shit. Fawkin’ crazy times at the Peacock network. I remember there was this NBC Christmas party, where all the sitcoms were there. Fuckin’ John Lithgow comes up to me, and remember, Joe Rogan, this is Christmas time. He goes, ‘Hey, I’m looking for some seasonal snow, if you know what I mean.’ I tell that mothafucka, ‘I’ll score you more than a Third Rock from the Sun, cocksucka!’ Anyways, Joe Rogan. There we are, doing fucking blow off Caroline in the City’s back while we got her on da spit roast, Rogan! We were fuckin’ savages!”
Listen Joe Rogan, I did so much blow that I traveled back in time with my buddy in a phone booth. A fucking phone booth Joe Rogan. Met up with Napoleon, a fucking savage.
Sociopaths are incredibly charming and like-able, that’s why so many of them are politicians. You want to like him, but there’s something off about the shit that comes out of his mouth.
Sam is evil. Sociopaths don’t know the difference between right and wrong, Sam does. Not only does he know the difference and chooses to do wrong , he derives pleasure from it. I don’t know about you but that sounds like an evil person to me.
Punching Sam would have only given him the ability to mock Pat for getting arrested/fired; Sam isnt a fighter, he's a weasel, so while the initial blast to the face would feel good in the moment, he would no doubt play the victim with his cunty sarcasm. The only type of people that get truly humbled and put in their place with a fist are other people who fight, or the pseudo tough guys that act all crazy but just talk shit
"You know that acupuncturist down in Puerto Rico? 26... Tell you, this broad, her ass was the second coming. Never wore panties. Brushed her teeth with this shit. Every night she'd drink me under the fucking table. And I'd eat her out when I was down there."
24 comments
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-10
“I eva’ tell you about the time I was on Newsradio, Joe Rogan? Shit, dawg. You would’ve loved that shit. Fawkin’ crazy times at the Peacock network. I remember there was this NBC Christmas party, where all the sitcoms were there. Fuckin’ John Lithgow comes up to me, and remember, Joe Rogan, this is Christmas time. He goes, ‘Hey, I’m looking for some seasonal snow, if you know what I mean.’ I tell that mothafucka, ‘I’ll score you more than a Third Rock from the Sun, cocksucka!’ Anyways, Joe Rogan. There we are, doing fucking blow off Caroline in the City’s back while we got her on da spit roast, Rogan! We were fuckin’ savages!”
1 LengthyChode 2019-07-10
They called that cocksucka Andy Dick for a fucking reason, Joe Rogan!
1 lowend73 2019-07-10
Listen Joe Rogan, I did so much blow that I traveled back in time with my buddy in a phone booth. A fucking phone booth Joe Rogan. Met up with Napoleon, a fucking savage.
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-10
We gave Bri Hartman some blow and the bitch'd do anything Joe Rogan
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-10
This is one of my favorite bits. Diaz is a fucking criminal and a pathological liar.
1 LengthyChode 2019-07-10
I like his story about going to beat up gay people and robbing them.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-10
I like how he tells people how active he is and yet still remains a fat piece of shit.
1 titbiggers 2019-07-10
I wake up, I'll smoke a few bowls, head ovah to the gym do sum liftin'. Then I'll get serious, practice sum brazillian jiu jitsu.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-10
I have no idea who he is but I hate him now.
1 TehSamurai01 2019-07-10
Stanhope: Did you take my coin jar?
Diaz: What the fuck is a coin jar? I never stole it. There was only $8.35 in it anyway. What the fuck is the matter with you?
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-10
Joe: (taking a huge hit) sounds real to me.
1 JMueller2012 2019-07-10
He’s an absolute boob
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-07-10
I really don't see the fucking appeal of this fat, sweaty compulsive liar
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-07-10
Sociopaths are incredibly charming and like-able, that’s why so many of them are politicians. You want to like him, but there’s something off about the shit that comes out of his mouth.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-07-10
How do you explain Sam Roberts?
1 intrepidenterprise 2019-07-10
mutated female hormones and autism
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-07-10
Sam is evil. Sociopaths don’t know the difference between right and wrong, Sam does. Not only does he know the difference and chooses to do wrong , he derives pleasure from it. I don’t know about you but that sounds like an evil person to me.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-07-10
Psychopath is the word you're looking for
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-07-10
That too
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-10
Pat Duffy had the chance to punch him too, but he pussied out. It must suck to be Sam Roberts bitch.
1 A_Missing_10mm 2019-07-10
Punching Sam would have only given him the ability to mock Pat for getting arrested/fired; Sam isnt a fighter, he's a weasel, so while the initial blast to the face would feel good in the moment, he would no doubt play the victim with his cunty sarcasm. The only type of people that get truly humbled and put in their place with a fist are other people who fight, or the pseudo tough guys that act all crazy but just talk shit
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-10
Mommy issues and chicken nuggets with a slight case of the Tard.
1 FishstickJones 2019-07-10
I havent had a bite to eat in months, dawg. My cawk suckin' body is feasting on itself, Joe Rogan.
1 ItsTheAngleSlam 2019-07-10
"You know that acupuncturist down in Puerto Rico? 26... Tell you, this broad, her ass was the second coming. Never wore panties. Brushed her teeth with this shit. Every night she'd drink me under the fucking table. And I'd eat her out when I was down there."