“There I was Joe, ready to fly fucking Apollo fucking 13, ready to walk on the fucking moon!! But those cocksuckers told me I had the measles?! THE MEASLES??! Fuck me Joe, I hit the fucking roof!!!!! NASA can suck my cuban cock!”

73  2019-07-10 by this_light

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I'm tellling you, Joe... The crew was gonna be me, Bonehead and Johnny the Nigger. I told you about Bonehead before, Joe Rogan! Rest in Peace. But this Johnny the Nigger was a savage, dog... We called him that because he had a dark complexion, like a black hole. You feel me? He was going to smuggle the coke and quaaludes to the mission, dog. We were going to blast Jimmy Hendrix and play golf on the moon high off our asses, Joe Rogan!

They did so much coke on those Apollo missions. When those astronauts were talking about "moon rocks" they didn't mean rocks from the moon, Joe Rogan.