Guess pants and shirt size, win $1!!!!

3  2019-07-09 by JMueller2012

19 comments

Pants 48 shirt at least 4 x

52 and 4x

This nigga is wearing 44 size Jean UNDER his waist fatso is at least a 48 size

His waist is just a memory now.

Sorry, max. This is daddy's light morning snack.

No Max, this is my pot pie!

Looks like he actually lost some weight. Compared to when he was on that cruise and looked like he was dying.

Looks like he’s planning on gaining it all back, pretty soon.

Needs to fatten up for his winter hibernation

He's got those 48-58 stretchables

Shirt is custom size aka field tarp.

I see Blobby is preparing himself a light snack.

There’s a story of the Teutonic Knights (a German military order) being founded at the siege of Acre in 1190, under the sail of a ship. I feel like it could have easily been one of Bob’s shirts and there’s just been a mistranslation over the last 9 centuries because there was no Latin or Middle High German word for “fat piece of shit” back then.

If the shirt were a floral print, he’d look exactly like Anthony’s Asian character.

What’s everybody else going to eat?

I'm going 44 worn low, and 3x for the shirt.

That's his appetizer

Literally looks like a random downy. F.

Looks a little smaller than other recent pics so I’ll go with a svelte 44” with a body contouring 3XL.