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32  2019-07-09 by flip0pilf

18 comments

Jesus everyone of those makes him seen more insufferable than the last. What a cow-eyed retard.

I'm way too busy

Hahaha sure you are Joe. The man spends every waking hour here reporting posts and getting videos taken down.

Planning for gigs that get insta-rekt

Not getting his kid to school on time.

busy here

Officially divorced from the inhuman race.

Friendship with humanity: ended.

or maybe he just learned how to walk without his knuckles hitting the floor

"Some musical clowns will never "get it"

You play in cover bands, Joe. You don't do anything original.

Playing in a cover band has to be one of the most humiliating ways you could make a living as a musician. The pay is likely pitiful and it's basically a complete admission of failure.

Only Joe Cumia could try to spin playing other peoples' music at 60 years old into a win over real musicians.

I own five bands

He's getting his fake bands mixed up with his fake kids.

If Anthony gives Joe 95% of his income which Joe uses to 'create' the 'bands' that he 'owns'... they surely Anth owns them.. right?

I think your logic is sound - certainly that explains what happened when Ant took a controlling interest in Joe's girlfriend and merged finances with her.

He’s like a desperate teenage girl that keeps changing her profile to impress a boy she has a crush on. Like a process of elimination for what will make him notice her.

“Layla’s Daddy”

Daughter issues!

If you own 5 bands, does that mean that you own the people in them as well?

No wonder Gene kicked the shit out of him.

"I'm not a fan of Social Media" yet dedicates an unhealthy amount of time out of his day using it.

Compound Media a news outlet? Every single thing Joe says is completely retarded.

I wasn't aware compound media was a news outlet. Who knew the drunk ramblings of an out of touch racist senior was considered news.

I guess my grandpa's nursing home is now considered a news outlet, too.

It's certainly got a bigger audience than Compound.