The grammar and punctuation is a 7/10. Someone wrote this for him.

Education: U.S. Army

Education: School of hard knocks cocks.

Needs more //////////.

Back in the old days you guys would have this cow for breakfast. Now he lurks the sub and reports posts and gets youtube videos deleted.

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Nice work history, stupid.

No cock too big or small

That's literally the look a gay man gives to another sitting across the bar.

Nailed it.

Yes Joe, you are anomalous to every man woman and child out here in the world. Something humunculoid about this one.

This has to be a joke

"Full time tribute bands"

"when time allows"

Also, didn't he originally call it The Brother Joe Acoustic Show? Ha!

He’s a dolt, you see.

It really is too bad he is so busy. Otherwise he could do a lot more solo gigs and also have time to date Milla Jovovich.

He looks like Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad.

I run every job (or show) as close to military operation standards as possible...

Trips to my daughter's school, however, are more loosey goosey.