What else do you walk on enemies with?

Mommy's shoes

One of it was occupying a gay mans ass

The Nike Air Boomers

The air waitress was not impressed until I pointed to my Nike air

Comfy.

We should tie the laces together

Woah easy there!

You’re right. I was being a little out of line

Those laces would never be untied. Although maybe Layla could open them for him.

I'm kind of surprised Joe owns anything made by Nike, considering his and their political views align like date night with Milla Jovovich.

The ONLY white thing about Joe.

I thought he sticks to white New Balance sneake5rs.

They also go well with a sport coat, slacks, and an 82nd Airborne shirt!

I imagine when he went to buy these at foot locker he saw himself like Michael Douglass and the boots scene in Falling Down.

Nike airbornes.

Nice late 1990s cross-training shoes, stupid.

If they were Nike Decades he could've been a moonie.

Those look like the same size he wears too. 6’1” and he’s got little faggot chode feet.