Did I mention I’m literal vermin? Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew. Tell me what it’s like with your vermin life. My cats are goyim. Jew Jew Jew Jew.

Also the climate is right now, I can admit my faggotry. Because the world is much more accepting towards goo gobblers now. How brave am I for not telling anyone anything.

I fuckin’ hate going to the post office

I remember you from back when you were just as unsuccesful as me and now I'm going to use my podcast (which I started because I suck at standup and which ironically gave me the fame comedy could not) to make your life about me and tell you how your career affected mine while needling you about minor incidents in the past.

Also he's a jew.

hey guys I smoke pot and listen to old punk bands cause i'm edgy

Start a revolution Jew

His physical features are practically begging for you to kill him. It's a strange evolutionary trait

And rob him

well of course

I listened to his Mike Judge interview once and had to sit through some God awful 30 minute humorless Jewish therapy session with himself before Judge came on. Just a half hour of self indulgent bitching about how he used to get drunk in high school and embarrass himself because he didn't feel like he fit in. I can't imagine being such a bitter faggot that you're still holding on to high school grudges at age fifty.

How was Mike Judge though?

Hah, Albuquerque man!

Like I said, he's the poor man's Larry David, but without the looks.

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