What are everyone's opinion here on superior Dad Bods? Take the garage door opener, leave the unfishined butts in the ashtray for me to smoke later, amirite ladies? 😍 😅

5  2019-07-08 by LvL99BlackMage

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I literally got caught at work today praying The Sun would explode already.

What's the word for an indiscriminate holocaust?

I really don't get this guy. And it pisses me off that he's wearing a gold rolex.

Hey goy, he gets the tribal discount.

No discount. My buddy in Florida went to Jesuit with him.

He's good fun to go drinking with*. Since comics hire openers not based on whether they're any good, but whether they're fun to hang out with, he's had a lot of chances to perform and build some sort of audience; plus he gets plenty of comics saying how great he is (because he's fun to hang out with), so their audience gets the impression that he's a good comic.

* If you google his name and Rolling Stone, you'll see the article they wrote about him back when he was in college; he later sold his life rights to make the movie Van Wilder: Party Liaison.

Chad, you've just outed yourself.

Did you hear his story about how he robbed a train with the Russian mafia. It's a real hoot