This pussy always whines like a fat girl begging for a mercy fuck at closing time

25  2019-07-08 by TrollmassaGeneral

22 comments

“my boyfriend Jamal has been such a wonder inspiration during these hard times for me”

Zumock is a fag. Unfunny. Always tries to start drama. Also shoplifts from liquor stores.

Zumock and Brenna, dramatic gay birds of a feather ..

he frequents this sub.

like he said, fag

Brody up, swing faggot, swing

Go drink and drive again, stupid.

Faggot, despite publicly calling out Patton Oswalt for killing his wife.

What a terrible name

He cries about Brody Stevens a lot too. I don’t think they were even that close.

Imagine saying "I miss 2004"

I do. Side burns, soul patches, and blasting puddle of mudd in a lifted Chevy Avalanche unironically sounds like a blast.

Posted on social media.

Never heard of him

who the fuck is this guy?

He's the dude Kevin Brennan's trying to fuck.

Another way of saying "a decade and a half of being a failure in your chosen career is really demoralizing"

Yeah the world wasn't political at all in 2004.

At least 15 years in comedy and I have no fucking clue who this guy is.

What a faggot

Fuck this lying sack of shit.

Chad Zumock (@Chadzumock) joined Twitter on Monday January 19, 2009

Boo hoo, I'm an adult that's supposed to be in my prime earning years but I'm not earning because I pissed away all my opportunities being a clown.