There should be a photo of him at the big apple ranch.

"Well, that's what we have pens for."

She made the honest mistake of assuming Joe can write.

Little did she know Joe was a Sharpie expert from his brother

no your judge, these shoes were my idea

As tasteless as wearing a stolen valor t-shirt under a Walmart blazer, or even appearing on kangaroo court in the first place

He had that judge smitten by his courtroom lingo.

So so so so so I cant handle the truth?

I would always get douchechills when Erock would say "interject". Why not just say "interrupt", fatty? Do you think you sound more educated if you say "interject"?

Human equivalent of gas station sushi