Yo dawg. I do acting and shiznit. You feel me, B?

63  2019-07-07 by Tashter

22 comments

Eh yo b, stop slanging them cracks, get off the streets and go back to school shorty.

Hell yeah dawg, we here to stay postivite, youknowammsaying, fo them youffs growin’ up, ya heard me?

My family raised me... Then I was raised by the street

"Yo dawg, I have a little dreidel

I made it outta clay

And when dat shit's dry n' ready, homie

With my dreidel, I'm gonna play"

Any of you haters ain't kickin' it with my rhymes, you's a straight up busta, B!

Ayo mudda, Ayo Faddah

I'm out here kickin', at camp Granada

Shot in the face with a pellet gun. Like any typical suburban wigger

Nice dog butthole on his face.

I bet he says "don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk" a lot

Haha naw though dawg. Howm I sposed to be a responsible modern white man and play like acting is hard do. Not when black folk out in the street suffering from the legacy of my people's crimes. Now my white peeps done elected Trump! That's a wig I'm not prepared to wag, feel me?

He thinks herpes give him street cred.

His face is what the SLPC would call "an old trope"

I think it's more an "anti semetic canard"

Yo yo yo, somebody needs to be axeing "NOT MY PRESIDENT" DONALD TRUMP.... Why come the damn sneakers ain't for free???

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[walks up to a dead eyed black kid wearing a "FAT PUSSY MAFIA" shirt]

"yo dog... real talk doe? these women be our queens out here. you feel me?"

Nah bruv, like I be a meffod actor n shits so I been getting ready for a part day I be a dude who gots herpes & a hidden AIDS diagnosis from being raped every time I goes to da hood. Purely, meffod acting nahmean

Y'all don't know shizznit. Y'all ain't from da streets like me. Day ain't no herpes ,ya know what I'm sayin', my gizzirl has a birth mark & after knockin' boots it be rubbin off on me.

Out of all the negroid slang, I think 'knockin boots' is one of the stupidest? Oh, and 'erry' makes the list too. What genetic defect do you have to speak like that?

a real hep cat

What I really hate the most is the “ya know I juz try to stay possidive mayne”.

I don’t know where they teach that to dindus but it’s every single black person trying to sound profound. Then they’re always gunned down outside a rim-shop two days later.

Fuck you for reminding me that this faggot exists. Whenever i say or think norton is the worst human alive, its because i forget about the jerp.