I don't know, man. It's a weird thing, you know, like, You make yourself an egg and you never know if you've done it right. What I like to do these days dude is to go down the cafe on my street and order it from a professional so I don't motherfuck myself. The only problem, though, you know, is that the waitress might be a plain jane cunt who doesn't want to talk to you. It's a tough one. These are the kind of thought that keep me up at night, dude. It gets dark.
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1 sprimusp 2019-07-07
Anthony Mundane.
1 JMueller2012 2019-07-07
Bi Fieri
1 PatrickSSTomlinson 2019-07-07
That’s obviously not Jims. Hed throw a FIT if this was served to him. “YOLKS!?!? WTF!!!!!! IM GOING TO BE BROODING ALL MORNING AT ZOOMBA OVER THIS!”
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-07
Some good cholesterol might produce testosterone and take away his urge to fuck men in wigs
1 PatrickSSTomlinson 2019-07-07
Nah i dont think that will help whatsoever
1 CasinoIndian 2019-07-07
One egg. What a faot.
1 Joes_Chinese_Guitars 2019-07-07
Well said
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-07
I don't know, man. It's a weird thing, you know, like, You make yourself an egg and you never know if you've done it right. What I like to do these days dude is to go down the cafe on my street and order it from a professional so I don't motherfuck myself. The only problem, though, you know, is that the waitress might be a plain jane cunt who doesn't want to talk to you. It's a tough one. These are the kind of thought that keep me up at night, dude. It gets dark.
1 BananasAndBlow1976 2019-07-07
This is your brain on Zima. Any questions?
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-07-07
It can’t be easy bringing all the egg cooking equipment into the city