Out of Chip's fans, he is in the best shape.

The Tom Platz of abs.

His love for Chip Chipperson is second only to his love of dumper posts. Fortunately only one of those loves cost him and his ilk 60k.

The dumper ones cost him his marriage and 21% of his gross income in his highest mileage year.

The woman he pays is even fatter than Him.

This dudes married to the road, no time for the big girls back home

Just lot lizards when there’s time

You gotta keep a wife alive and happy and keep her from bitching about your love of making fun of the zilches known as the Cumias. Nobody cares about lizard lots. They usually smoke meth so you dont even need to feed it too.

That was a phrase Norton def thought he was cool for knowing.

Over size

Y’all heard daggum Kevin Brennan done left Compound Medyuh?

It's the damnedest thing, but I can tell he's Australian just by looking at him.

i too spotted it immediately. that damn singlet.

Nah, it's his face and build.

You could dress him how you'd like and he'd still look Aussie to me.

"I miss y'all posting about 'beefers'. That was so funny, I coulda spit"

Australian trucker. Nice.

This wild man is probably pulling three trailers like a train.

Dragon wagon, is that you ?

You mean an actor doing a fake voice ?

Don't do this to me

"Hey b-b-b-boyss. Just calling in letting you know that slapping a WOW sticker on the back on my rig TOTALLY worked! Before I knew it, girls were showing me their beepers all across America! Alright punching out!"

Oversized load.

This is July from Patriotic American Hard-Drivin' Shitbags 2020

This guy has a bad life, but at least he forged it for himself instead of having his parents and florentine do it for him. What are you, a massive faggot?