Regular friends.

Yeah, I’m sure Jim wanted to hang out because he valued her personality.

so emasculating

This is every female contact he has. Because he is gay. An actual homosexual. Fez level repressed. He just needs to settle down with a nice middle aged fairy who can put away his silly celebrity photos, burn the maroon pants, and queer eye Jim to respectable older faggot identity. Jim will be happier, and his husband will make him visit his mother.

I like that even when people politely and accurately describe jirn or his situation, it still seems so mean.

Reap what you sow.

He sows tranny seed.

He was never as happy as he was while he was paying that Scandinavian he/she to plow him into oblivion. "My girlfriend"..."it's love"...he was totally swooning, as he finally had what he'd been yearning for all those years...a huge hard cock on a guy feminine enough to enable him to keep pretending he isn't gay. Jim is terrified of ever admitting that he loves penis and insists on continuing his "why won't women love me?" charade even as he actively repels females in a myriad of different ways.

This is going against the grain here, but I honestly think Jim is bi. I've never seen a closeted gay man ever get this wrapped up and obsessive about being spurned by women. Even Fez's "trists" were bits or half-hearted attempts. I think he gets turned on by different elements of the male and female energy, and he's turned that into a joke about lovin' dick girls. I don't think it's a "cover" or whatever. He's just a weird, weak guy that can't turn his real desires into a joke because it's so sad.

He's probably been genuinely (I wouldn't lie to you) happy in previous relationships, but he can't square that circle of liking dick too. The closest he's gotten was with that Norwegian, and he tried to buy his way into a marriage with him. Because that's all he can offer. He's never had much masculine energy, so he pushes what he does have: money and some feature spots.

wrapped up and obsessive about being spurned by women

It has nothing to do with his sexuality and everything to do with his narcissism.

What could they possibly have in common? Jim's got no hobbies or interests outside of AA and Ozzy; neither of which are going to appeal to a girl like her.

They both like cock.

Touché

SNOWAY

STRIKER

Jim's Bank Account which pays for platonic dinners and yogurt outings

She ate a 60mg and was too high? Lord.

DOESN'T SHE KNOW HE'S AN ADDICT?!?!?

Would you want to be on an edible and have Norton trying to get into your pants?

God what a cunt broad.

I don't even know who this hooer is

she is pretty cute

well i’m from jersey and i dated a girl from long island so i’m okay wih that

uh her and chip are just FRIENDS

He'd tell you if they weren't

You also dated a hooer who shot a homeless nigga in his stomach? What happened with that btw? Great to see you around Stinks, genuinely.

episode of what?

jaxdebesso.. jus tits n fuckin...

But she also has a south Jersey accent, so you just know she’s a cunt.

Her name is Jax? That's retarded.

Dassabesso

I like her because she motherfucked the worm

She motherfucked his sobriety

Jim is really bad at doing step 4's.

Is step 4 "Being funny"?

My man was just thinking about the contact high he'd get if he ate that pussy. Stay strong, brothaman.

It is probably more damaging to tour with Norton than CK. Watching a man tug his small dick for five minutes a night cannot be worse than hours of the worm attempting to charm you.

Having a black gentleman with 14" between his legs blow out your asshole against your will isn't worse than listening to the worm.

jim norton acts like a bitter old cunt who thinks he's in showbiz

Repressed sexuality is toxic

Toxic homosexuality you mean.

That's just AIDS

Circle of life

Norton's sexuality is repressed? Please explain this theory as it's new to me.

Claiming to not be gay while while taking aids medication and bring sodomised by tranny cock

andy is awesome. also luis called it there’s a misbalance there haha

andy wasnt too bad when he opened for dipaolo

not good, per se, but not trash either

More people need to shit on worm like this

Luis J Gomez remains the real ass dude

Norm did after that roast. And Nick Mullen did, after Worm ruined his second J&S appearance.

I bet Jim wrote her off as a drug addict and then went to some aids riddled transsexual’s den of iniquity

Honestly, sweetie. Being completely truthful. If you just had phoned in, you know, this and that, so I can't make it. Everything would have been fine. Honestly. But when you do something like that it's like "fuck Jimmie I don't have to tell him shit" then it's really not cool hun. Just being truthful. That hurts to be completely honest. So now we don't have to talk to each other anymore. But it's nothing personal, trust me. You do your thing I do mine, we can still hang out at the shows and stuff. So let's not make a big deal out of this. I'll just resent you for the rest of my life.

That rant was disturbing

No one knows who Jim Norton is....and no one should.

I think I remember seeing someone named Jim Norton on the tonight show a decade ago. The only reason I remember was crazy blinking.

hopefully this gets a ball rolling on Jim bashing

I dated a girl for a bit who worked at Sirius on some stupid chick show, but she said Jim Norton was the creepiest man in existence and basically everyone on the show would avoid him like a plague in the Sirius building.

When did the GHB kick in?

What did she think about Sam?

I mean he’s probably a creep in person but I wouldn’t doubt that she and other women already think that of him before ever meeting him. Every interaction is tainted by their preconceived ideas of what he’s like. Before I’d ever listened to the show I had a vague idea of who he was but I knew he was the sex pervert character.

Everyone forward this clip to Jim on Twitter until he's forced to respond to these scumbags.

Make it hard for him to claim "Yeah man, I didn't see it, honestly."

LJG and GaS already don't use him anymore.

He didn't even do Skankfest. And it had every NYC comic on it just about, including ALL of the Tough Crowd regulars (including Louise CK). Minus Colin and Worm.

https://www.instagram.com/jaxdellosso/?hl=en

She has a lot of bravery on her instagram.

A real hoot

Hilarious!

Haha! Holy shit! That ass made me laugh and then cum.

Title of her Half Hour

She looks hilarious

I especially like her voice. She would definitely use it to deliver some hilarious lines.

Ha ha ha! Holy shit. slams table

Edibles are bad. Taking PrEP so a man with HIV can cum in you ass is good. - Worm Norton

Luis J has definitely either fucked her or attempted to ready, the rattlesnake strikes fast.

We all know why this unfunny wop jizz bag was on RAP, Kim would've clawed her eyes out if Luis had tried to invite her to the studio before.

She didn't go hang with Jim because she couldn't find her rape whistle.

You are hotter than Jim is famous

What a fucking white knight. Asshole.

No. Jim.isnt famous

At this point it brings me pure joy. I am elated that this fuck can't find a girl to take his creepy issues out on in spite of all his money. Fuck him.

"You're hotter than Jim is famous"

Brilliant

And she's not even hot

Granted she's sitting down behind a desk, but bread basket on up she looks pretty hot. This naturally translates to comedic ability, of course.

If she doesn't have a dick or isn't someone like Ozzie, she's not on Worm's radar.

I didn't even know Jim wasn't famous until Luis and this whore discussed him. He needs to get rid of Sam. Anthony beats him in the obscurity olympics though.

"By any standard, Jim is not famous."

Oof, Jimmy's gonna be hitting the strawbrees hard much later tonight. He should cry on Instagram again.

He doesnt even want to fuck these comedy sluts. He just wants another picture to post. He’s desperately trying to convince people he’s only half a fez. Not foolin anybody homo.

Yeah because regular friends say "fuck you forever" when you have to cancel last minute and can't hang out. Fucking creepy rapist. I love how Jim has zero real friends and will die alone.

I'd suck her tits and all but i hate when these dudes be gassin the hoes

Did the right thing. Cares about his future. Shame on him and his money. What a dope

That dude keeping his mouth shut works for Keith and of course he's not going to say anything about Anthony's faggy worm bud

They don't talk about Jim like he's someone they respect or admire anymore. They talk like he's some embarrassing relative that they can't fully make *fun of* but if they could, there would be plenty to say.