Opie would be the most pleasant, but I would make out pretty well sneaking around shoving stuff into my purse while ant was distracted by his video games

Photoshop a little feminine penis in your picture and im sure Ant would talk to you.

Tagteam? My brother has a van.

Imma trip over the ottoman like dick van dyke and load that shit up w all kinda tacky light fixtures. Meet me at 10:00.

How much for the green screen

You got it. But that tramp's offbrand shit ain't getting in the van.

Joe showed Ant where to buy the best Goochie, Soupreem, and Looey Vatton accessories around.

I’d choose to go hiking with Troy.

Lady Di.

No, no, no, who wants to spend their evening with me?

I’d say jimmy because he’d sit on his phone all night And then be the designated driver. It’d be like hiring a driver for the night.

opie would do the same, but wouldn't be rubbing his "hog" through his maroon jeans the whole time

Do left handed people wear their underwear inside out? Some shit goes without saying.

I love how nobody picked Sam. He’s really just forgettable in every sense of the word.

Opie definitely. He'd probably pay for everything and just chat it up.

Anthony would bore me talking about crime statistics.

Jim would probably want to dish about celebrities and show me photos of all the ones he has met.

I'd call Sam and tell him I can't make last minute.

Anthony would fake laugh all night and say how much of a good time he’s having

Anthony.

I don't know about an evening, but I'd love to go hunting with Sam.

Jew hunting

Ant. At least I could get drunk to make the evening go quicker.

The answer is Opie hands down, and I'll tell you how you get there.

Eliminate Jim and Sam right away. They don't drink. Not interested in Jim's weird sexual perversions or Sam's childlike interests.

That's leaves Opie and Anthony. With Anthony, you know you're getting some politics/race stuff. It's so tired.

With Opie, you can go out to a bar, have a few drinks. And if you spot an 8 and point her out to brothaman his autism will have him approach the girl to introduce you. If you've ever had a friend like this, it can be highly effective.

Plus if you're lucky he'll take you back to one of his many properties and shove his coke can cock in all your crevices

Opie

Definitely not Jimmy because he would call last minute asking if he can bring Sam.

Gotta go with the Brotherman here. Crack open some sodas and hit the road.

I'd put on a blonde wig and make Jim buy me shit and pay for my meals all night.

Road sodas with the opester

I'd hang out with Sam and kill him.

gotta go with the brotherman, brotherman