Ya know what duuude ya got your shirt, your long shorts. King size magazine, dude, boom, you’re good

36  2019-07-06 by amotionactor

23 comments

Imagine being proud to be a customer of King Size magazine for 10 years.

Next months issue will have Brian's obituary.

Imagine putting that on your magazine cover, “this guy has been too fat to shop at Eddie Bauer for the past decade”, like who is that selling to, it’s just saying this fat guy has accepted his fatness, and you will too if you like shoving your gut in your pants like it’s a second nutsack and proudly buy clothes sold to you because regular ones don’t fit your far fuckin ass

DUUUUUDE YA GOT YA BRIDE, YA GOT YA PRIEST, YA GOT YA FUCKIN WEDDIN CAKE, DUDE? BOOM DUDE, A SQUADRON OF FIREFIGHTERS ARE CUTTING YOUR WEDDING RING OFF WITH A CIRCULAR SAW, DUDE

Bobby Seinfeld

Duuuude you ever wonder what the deal with airline food is?

You got your girls with man hands you got your close talkers and boooom you're trading a dinner at Mendys for a suit.

Thanks for getting my daddy fired you fat fuck.

Babu's diner would've stayed open.

Bobby Gottfried

so who in your household is on the king size mailing list?

I’m a mailman, niggy

thank you for your service.

points at cap

Why didn't Brian spend the ten years not eating pies

Looks like Gilbert Gottfried ate Bawbee

That shirt is horrendous

Everything's fatter in Texas

i edited ur coverup and have ur address now :/

lol not my address but go ahead and harass that guy

We should all chip in and get Bobby a subscription, have it sent to the Cellar

"For sizes up to 9XL."

OP is trying to deflect his obesity onto Bob Kelly. Shame on you !