Imagine putting that on your magazine cover, “this guy has been too fat to shop at Eddie Bauer for the past decade”, like who is that selling to, it’s just saying this fat guy has accepted his fatness, and you will too if you like shoving your gut in your pants like it’s a second nutsack and proudly buy clothes sold to you because regular ones don’t fit your far fuckin ass
DUUUUUDE YA GOT YA BRIDE, YA GOT YA PRIEST, YA GOT YA FUCKIN WEDDIN CAKE, DUDE? BOOM DUDE, A SQUADRON OF FIREFIGHTERS ARE CUTTING YOUR WEDDING RING OFF WITH A CIRCULAR SAW, DUDE
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1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-07-06
Imagine being proud to be a customer of King Size magazine for 10 years.
1 BeakersRedBush 2019-07-06
Next months issue will have Brian's obituary.
1 amotionactor 2019-07-06
Imagine putting that on your magazine cover, “this guy has been too fat to shop at Eddie Bauer for the past decade”, like who is that selling to, it’s just saying this fat guy has accepted his fatness, and you will too if you like shoving your gut in your pants like it’s a second nutsack and proudly buy clothes sold to you because regular ones don’t fit your far fuckin ass
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-06
DUUUUUDE YA GOT YA BRIDE, YA GOT YA PRIEST, YA GOT YA FUCKIN WEDDIN CAKE, DUDE? BOOM DUDE, A SQUADRON OF FIREFIGHTERS ARE CUTTING YOUR WEDDING RING OFF WITH A CIRCULAR SAW, DUDE
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-06
Bobby Seinfeld
1 dazzlefloss 2019-07-06
Duuuude you ever wonder what the deal with airline food is?
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-06
You got your girls with man hands you got your close talkers and boooom you're trading a dinner at Mendys for a suit.
1 TheElDan 2019-07-06
Thanks for getting my daddy fired you fat fuck.
1 DentureChamp1488 2019-07-06
Babu's diner would've stayed open.
1 NotARelevantUser 2019-07-06
Bobby Gottfried
1 telav 2019-07-06
so who in your household is on the king size mailing list?
1 amotionactor 2019-07-06
I’m a mailman, niggy
1 telav 2019-07-06
thank you for your service.
1 gaykentuckypride_yay 2019-07-06
points at cap
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-07-06
Why didn't Brian spend the ten years not eating pies
1 The_Rev_Al_Jolson 2019-07-06
Looks like Gilbert Gottfried ate Bawbee
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-06
That shirt is horrendous
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-06
Everything's fatter in Texas
1 therealstinks 2019-07-06
i edited ur coverup and have ur address now :/
1 amotionactor 2019-07-06
lol not my address but go ahead and harass that guy
1 ManAndGodAndLion 2019-07-06
We should all chip in and get Bobby a subscription, have it sent to the Cellar
1 stealthygeek 2019-07-06
"For sizes up to 9XL."
1 lowend73 2019-07-06
OP is trying to deflect his obesity onto Bob Kelly. Shame on you !