The Jealousy of “Brother” Joe

31  2019-07-04 by bigbird911

There was a picture from a compound party of Ant & Co in the pool with bovine Joe wading in the hot tub with his eyes closed.

Imagine the resentment that he has for his little brother attaining Long Island Grease King notoriety (in years past). All the fame, all the glory, none for poor ol’ Joe. Sure he had a bit of fun with karaoke 2.0 but every morning Joe slowly lifted his head up from Compound East and blankly stared across the cul de sac towards the real compound, joe, your compound.

Now Keith takes more and more and Jo burns deeper and redder.

Joe, we know you would’ve never have broken up the show had it been you instead of Ant, right Joe? You knew Anthony was weak but you let him take your spot with Opie, for shame.

14 comments

1  LittleTonyDevito 2019-07-04

Ant stole the gig from joe , hence the allowance

1  realestassdude 2019-07-04

Back in my day a pact meant something.

1  Jung_Skywalker 2019-07-04

Hey /u/doxxer100 speaking of getting what's yours, why do you think your Brother AntH took out a $1,000,000 loan recently? Do you think he's need to if Keith the Crook wasn't pulling down 250K a year of extortion money out of Nana with military-like precision?

Keith sees the writing on the wall and is liquidating Nana's assets, because he knows if Nana dies with any money left it would rightfully go to you. He's stealing your birthright right from under your nose. Why would a father of four allow this?

1  Teddy_Bundyy 2019-07-04

Im gonna need a source on that loan info buster

1  Jung_Skywalker 2019-07-04

Someone posted the public records on the old sub. Nana went to some shady broker and put up his mcmansion as collateral. I'm sure now that you've asked someone will find the link.

1  Teddy_Bundyy 2019-07-04

I knew he was in financial trouble but haha ho-lee shit!

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-07-04

He had some bunk explanation, like he did it because he would get $10k or something, like it was Gordon gecko level financial planning. Nobody risks their home for $10,000. Hes up cumia creek.

1  Spaceballsin3d 2019-07-04

Do you think Nana resents having to take out allowance for Joe?

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-04

He has to have had some expectation of it having an endpoint. Maybe around the $100k mark joe would say thank you so much, but I just can't accept anymore. Make an effort to pay him back what he could, even if it was just $10 a week it wouldn't matter, just the principle of it.

1  Pud_Suckley 2019-07-04

If he expected Joe fucking Cumia to ever say "I just can't accept any more" he was retarded. But if there was ever gonna be a cutoff point, you'd expect it to be when Anthony doesn't even have the fucking job anymore.

1  lowend73 2019-07-04

His dad skipped out on rent, fled cross country to play Roy Roger's, and stole change from vending machines. No way would Joe Jr ever say "no thanks, you have given me enough already Anthony ".

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-07-04

You'd think at the very most he would have stopped accepting handouts after his shitty townhouse was paid up. Most human beings would be able to muster even that meagre amount of dignity.

1  Skip4play 2019-07-04

Joe gets to enjoy all the extras that come with being rich without having to deal with those Pests. Its really the ideal setup.

1  lowend73 2019-07-04

Joe, you should have suggested to your brother to hire a good financial advisor. Instead, money is being ahit out faster than coming in.

Would that happen on your watch Joe? KTC is taking what is yours, by blood. Does the Cumia lineage mean nothing to you?