The time someone posted Jim's Netflix & cuck date on /r/relationships

37  2019-07-04 by Pud_Suckley

Brought on by McGowan9's helpful "Reminder" post. Here is the story as told by radio veterans Jim and Sam which I don't recommend listening to.

Here is the post someone made in /r/relationships. The post was deleted, but the contents are below. The comments in that link are the real gem though, even redditors know he's a fucking loser:

Gotta be a troll post. The salad and energy bars part tipped it over I think.

The original post:

First off, the age difference, I know. No need to comment if that's all you want to talk about, or how I should be going after women closer to my age. I've heard it already.

So I met this girl at a nightclub Saturday Night, nothing crazy but just a couple hours talking with some other people. Had a nice time, good conversation and all, and at the end of the night I get her number. The next day (this is Sunday), she shoots me a text and invites me over to watch some Netflix with her.

I go over with some snacks - just a salad and a few energy bars because I can't eat like a 20-year-old anymore - and she's there with a female friend helping the friend dye her hair. But it's cool, the friend is cool, so the three of us watch some Netflix. During this time - the girl I'm interested in is sitting very close to me on the couch. You know that closeness that would be uncomfortable if it was another guy? That. Anyway, things are going pretty well.

Until she lets me know that she met a guy on tinder and invited him over to the apartment. What? Tonight? Yes, tonight. I hoped the guy would flake, but sure enough this 30something guy comes strolling into the apartment, and immediately he looks uncomfortable and starts checking his phone. So I'm thinking, just leave buddy, we don't want you here. But he stays, and eventually orders sushi, and you know unlike all these 20 and 30-somethings I actually have to work early Monday morning, so I'm getting frustrated now. And the guy wasn't a douche or anything, but you know he's on a tinder date.

A couple hours pass watching Netflix (The OA) and I've had it. I go to the bathroom, but excuse myself and say I'm going to leave. I take the energy bars but leave the salad and make a hasty exit - didn't even close her apartment door the whole way shut to show that I wasn't happy. I get back to my place when she texts me saying she's sorry, she thought the tinder thing would be a funny joke but it wasn't that funny. I tell her it wasn't, but she says that the tinder guy left with her hair dyed friend, the apartment was empty, and she wanted me to come back to "make it up to me". Long story short, I drove back and we made out in her bedroom for 40 minutes before I went home again to get sleep.

I'm just confused as to whether or not this girl has feelings for me. I'm not the most attractive guy, despite being in shape, and usually prefer to just hire escorts instead of going through the ridiculous courtship dance with all these games. I'm not sure why she'd invite a tinder date over when she was already spending time with me, and it makes me think she isn't interested. But then again, we made out for 40 minutes.

Any advice? Should I keep going after her? Why the hell would she invite a tinder date to our hangout?

tl;dr Girl asks me to come over, invites over tinder date as well "as a joke", not sure what thats supposed to mea

16 comments

It’s... beautiful

He says odd shit dude.

Someone needs to take another crack at it

"Okay, so let me get this straight...

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You went over to some 25-year-old girl's house who you met at a bar, you describe yourself as not being very attractive and apparently lacking in social skills (needing to hire a prostitute to get laid), and yet you somehow expect this girl to be into you? It's not like you're some charming guy who just happens to be a bit older. Your entire post wreaks of immaturity and self-centeredness. What exactly would her motivation be to want to hang out with you or sleep with you? God, I would think she was just playing a joke on you or wanted to rob you or something. "

"We made out for 40mins"

Faggot.

By the way, as retarded as Jim is, I just listened to the segment and this might have actually been entertaining (embarrassing, humiliating) radio if not for Sam. 4:24 in this story in the J&S video is the perfect example of why Sam's head should be cut off. All the sudden, for no reason, he decides we need a recap of the story Jim is actively telling and thinks it's important to hit on every single event that Jim just told us about. He intentionally stops this from picking up steam about 10 times. I couldn't slow a story down this much if I was doing it on purpose.

Also I can't believe that throughout this story Jim doesn't see himself as the guy getting fucked with. He thinks it's only the alpha tinder guy getting fuckd with. While Jim's sitting on the couch, watching the OA, getting angrier and angrier and silently brooding over the situation, he thinks (his actual words) "I'm not gonna get alpha maled by some strange guy and just leave the situation".

Something the guy on /r/relationships didn't mention is that the girl wanted to give him a facial mask (and he agreed!) while her friend was doing her hair. She absolutely, 100% thought he would be her gay friend. Jim sounded like he thought the girl and him were gonna get married because her arm was lightly touching his while they were on the couch. His main takeaway from the night seems to be how great the other guy was. Pathetic faggot.

Only made it 4mins in I cant listen to these 2 fags. When sam shitmouth said "WhaaaaaaahaahaTA?!?! heeeeheeheheheh." Turned it off these guys just grind my gears.

Tldr jim is a delusional idiot

Well of course.

So you don’t think Sam needs to steer the ship? Nyehehhehheh

Gee, this is quite a conindr--zzzzzzzzzzzzz ...

Putting creepy Jim aside, what I really like about the /r/relationships is how some of these incels ignore everything glum onto the age difference thing like it's something incredibly illegal or disgusting like fucking a horse. Every single time.

If you're in your 40's and aren't banging chicks in their 20's, you're missing the fuck out. Perfectly legal and wholesome. If you can put up with listening to mumble rap and saying "that's lit" once in a while

Thanks, pathetic old guy who everyone laughs at behind their back.

Lmao thank you for posting this. those comments had a niggas ribs in another dimension.

"It sounds like she's immature, but so are you. I can't even imagine all the energy that goes into an 50 year olds brain to purposefully not fully close a door in order to passive aggressively hint at unhappiness."

The guy who wrote it even made it less embarrassing than it was. He left out the unsalted cashews and how Jim actually took a cab home, lied to the girl about not being back home yet to Sr less pathetic, got dressed again and took a 2nd cab back to her apt.

"She seemed sorry and invited me back cause her tindr date left with her friend so we made out"

nigga

Never saw this before. The comments are great. I’m glad the rest of reddit realizes what a loser Norton is.