Have you all seen the leaked Howard Stern video? He's like a telemarketer psyching up his team. Are you all embarrassed you listened to him yet?

56  2019-07-03 by Ant_Sucks

55 comments

/r/howardstern have gone full /r/O&A and are tweeting celebs with clips of all the shit he's been saying about them.

That’s a good bit. I’ll join in.

So ~200 people clicked a button and that's a tidal wave of backlash? The delusions of the internet fan have always been quite the Shakespearean tragedy.

People on reddit make up less than 1% of the audience but when your life is dominated by drug addiction and living around the poverty line, this gets magnified into the belief the world revolves around them because strangers hit a magical upvote button.

Is anyone else imagining Adam Sandler finding out Howard said he sucked on SNL 25 years ago and being just as outraged as they hoped or are we all not as mentally ill as I hope we are.

Takes one to know one!

Fucking NAILED 'em!

Haha yeah!

Can you imagine, the businessman that he is, Stern sees that and ends up deciding to re-re-re-brand and double down on being heinous again? It would just be further proof O&A were bush league

I forgot he existed as soon as I stopped hearing Opie bring him up.

Two days until Gomez starts doing this verbatim at GAS.

Keith: Give business card to Pete Davidson.

Result: Find business card on floor.

Follow up: Book open mic comedian.

is that what theyre calling homeless people these days?

The first week of July is a horrible time to be a phony radio faggot.

No, not even slightly.

I was like 10 and he was putting up only slightly blurred shit like Carmen Electra on a Sybian or that chick who's dad waxes her asshole.

Then after those orgasms I'd watch Wild On with Jules Asner.

But also it introduced me to Jackie The Joke Man and Hank The Angry Drunken Dwarf and Artie, it had a billion comics on up to the pinnacle, Norm, and my mom hated him so I was REBELLING AGAINST THE MAN, MAAAAN.

Fuck you for trying to make me feel shame.

Go fuck your mother.

The halcyon days of E!, brotherman. Brooke Burke was a nice replacement for Jules Asner.

Asner retired to marry Steven Soderbergh.

I was all in with the Brooke Burke. I can still hear the sound of steel drumming from the Girls Gone Wild commercials.

Night Stand was a great show and funny as shit.

"I'm sick, I need help."

Carmen Electra on a Sybian or that chick who's dad waxes her asshole.

Both of those things happened years after the E! show. You'd barely be 20 if you watched those when you were 10. More likely you were watching Tabitha Stevens strip for her parents or Playboy evaluations with laser pointers.

Im sorry but youre dead wrong. So dead wrong.

Carmen Electra rode the sybian in 2006 and the dad waxing his daughters asshole definitely happened awhile after that. The E! show went off the air in 2005.

Lol shuddup

Okay, relax jerkoff

Norm, and my mom hated him

Punch her in the head.

By far the funniest and most interesting thing the man's done in nearly a decade.

I like watching this 6'5" old man shuffle around on stage like he's humming Old Grey Mare.

"My cah-reer just ain't what it used to be, ain't what it used to be...."

He forgot how to even do a funny show or never knew shit and needed actually talented people in studio to mask his incompetence.

Eric the Actor called him out on his shit plenty of times before he died.

Eric the Midget.

He was way more of a midget than an actor

Multitalented

D-on't let the b-unn-ies out

I got tingles. Like Baldwin in Glengarry.

"This Snapple's for closers!"

What a weird old man

You can really hear those dentures

2013.. i guess its when he decided to totally sell out with his "new vision"

The whole video is amazing. I bet he’s going to be furious about this getting out there

He didn't even want people taking notes. This is the most people have been interested in Jew-Jew since the Channel Noyne show.

What are you talking about. In the first minute, he says that he made everyone bring a pen and paper so they could take notes and write down their questions to save for after his demented lecture was over.

He’s a classic narcissist. He demanded that everyone stay off their phones and take notes on this 7th grade quality PowerPoint presentation. This whole this was even more of an outlandish unintentional comedy than Ricky Gervais even dared parody when he made the Office.

Just noticed their sub was turning into what our old sub was.

Is one of their mods a fat thieving junkie too? They better reserve r/howardsternxyz before it's too late.

r/mikemorales would be better

I miss the Jackie Puppet

"replace that picture of Jeff the Drunk with some award we've won, no A list celeb wants to see that ugly mess of guy when they walk in here"

That ugly mess alone got you more listeners than every A list fucking bore you've ever interviewed combined!!!

Say what you want there is genius here. And this why he's still on and OnA isn't.

He is basically using the tactics that got Trump notoriety and media attention... samefagging through reporters and social media to build interest in yourself. I wouldn't be surprised if his whole plan was to fake being a nice guy, then record this shit and get caught on purpose. It's a Tim Heidecker level bit. How does the guy who laughed at the shit he laughed at 7 years ago do the show he does with a straight face?

Cocknose was always gonna be in a tail spin after Artie left.

He might as well have titled this "How do we remain relevant after the guy who half of our audience tuned in for is gone?"

its very juicy

23 mil subs? thats the whole sirius isn't is? not every single sirius subscriber listens to his shitty show

He keeps scratching at his head. You can tell the wig and lighting is cooking his scalp.

I'm more embarrassed that I listened to O&A

I ain't watching all that shit.

Without that wig I bet he looks like Junior Soprano with those huge glasses

Yeah, the nerve of this guy to have a plan for success and to do real show prep!

Yeah, I agree with shitting on his stupid rebranding, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with gaming the system and using these idiot A-listers to boost your own fame/money.