I heard he bought a 50¢ Led Lyder BB gun from a Chinaman and then bitched when it broke.

I heard that Joe himself was the Chinaman.

He has the belly and bald head to cosplay Buddha, just needs to borrow those stupid fucking glasses from AntH to complete the costume.

It was actually Fred from Brooklyn

I heard it was actually Joe that used to ask AntH for "fifty cent" everyday, and AntH couldn't refuse because it was either that or spitting in JoeH's mouth.

Spitty Dunbar

Spittoon JoeH is what they call him at the ranch.

Joe is of African-American descent, so there is a high probability that Ant was just changing names to protect his brother

All the black people who tormented young Ant were actually Joe. Even Buzz was Joe.

No wonder he prefers the Trans.

Buzz was actually the fat drunk Mexican who took Anth's cherry.

That’s what Anth says. I maintain that Buzz was Joe.

Joe knew he wanted to be a leech and pursued his dream.

Just like Joe Sr.

They sure as shit weren't musical arrangements. He left those - and literally every single other thing in his entire life - to others.

He’s such a fucking zero with his ‘me and Anth made an agreement that we would never have to work to survive again’ bullshit. It’s called having a shred of integrity dumb cowface.

Dont you have to work to survive? Just say you dont want to work moron.