Chicken Tenders, Acrylic on cardboard... If anyone wants this, it's free. The horror, the horror...

32  2019-07-02 by I-smell-burnt-hair

21 comments

This is actually a pretty flattering portrayal. Imagine if this depiction of your face was actually flattering. The horror indeed.

Our very own retarded Basquiat

I'm definitely light a chromosome or 4

Must be all the paint fumes. But, no joke, your stuff is great.

I enjoy the stye you gave him and hope you posses the power of Edgar Fremantle from Duma Key.

His hair is more bozo like now

Do a classy take on the infamous "Feed Nana" drawing.

You don't fuck with perfection

The Antwan kumiya painting is less hideous than this. Hate sam that scumbag fuck.

Agreed, that's why I'm trying to give it away. It's like the Brady Bunch tiki in those Hawaii episodes.

Perfectly captured Sam's rodent front teeth.

Thank you. Somebody please take this.

You should take a shit on it and send it to him if you cant find anybody to take it. Sam faggots big giggling dummy would probably still hang it up.

great art but can you please rescan with not a potato this time?

I love that you refused to waste a canvas on this. Well done

I love that you got the subtext, well done

You would have to pay me to take it. No offense, your painting skills are amazing but because of the subject matter I want it burned

It's free? You'd have to pay me to put that on my wall.

No thanks I don't want my house to be haunted

send it to sirius, care of dennis falcone. he will take care of the rest

The forehead isn't big enough