You could probably write out his book in under 1 of those sharpies

There is 10 billion people in the country of Manhattan.

In his defense all he did was get drunk and incoherently talk to 2 ghost writers.

Indeed, imagining him putting down the gaming keyboard in any fashion other than it sliding onto the floor as the Xanax has finally diluted into the 12 bud lights he pounded, in order to actually write coherent thoughts is far too much a fiction of its own.

All four Sharpies were probably just lying on the desk when he walked out. A B&N staff member would've seen them and asked another whose they were. That person would've just shrugged. What an obscure tragedy his life is.

“Probably some homeless guy left them here, just put them back”

What an obscure tragedy his life is.

You say that, but I'm convinced with a bit of effort it could be made worse

I bet when AntH heard about "the Antifa outside" he was actually thrilled. He was going to be shut down by the (((regressive left))), just like Milo and Gavin! He was finally going to be legitimized as a serious member of the new right and enemy of the enemies of freedom (in turn, making him a friend of freedom!).

And then he gets his posse together and makes his way outside, and it's one pig and another guy giggling his ass off recording it, and then it dawns on him he was just asked to leave by the store because there was no use in having such a large area taped off for an event that clearly wasn't happening.

This sharpies probably (and unfortunately) could be found on r/buttsharpies along with r/eggsinbutt

Jesus

He used less sharpie ink to sign his books than to sign his previous SiriusXM contracts.