Anyone ever wonder why Joe doesn’t seem to live as high on the hog as others in Anth’s life.
37 2019-07-01 by GhostofRoeCumia
Keith is always on that nice yacht with Ant; so is Missy, but where’s Joe? It seems being that he (at the very least) put Ant and Ope together he would be invited along more. What ever Joe is getting is chump change compared to what he DESERVES.
13 comments
1 comic631 2019-07-01
Joe doesn't trust Anth around his 1-4 children
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-01
I cannot in good conscience either upvotes or downvotes this, and I suspect my colleagues feel the same way. I expect this shall forever remain at 1.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-01
Joe can't go sailing because it gives him flashbacks of the time he and Anthony almost drowned as kids and Joe saved them both by tying their dicks together and swimming under the waves or some shit.
1 lowend73 2019-07-01
Roman War Helmet
1 Tbagjimmy 2019-07-01
See ant was so small and such a pussy, Joe knew he needed to step into action quickly. He pulled ants swim trunks off, he grabbed his unclipped Savage peener and proceeded to dock and they two swam safely to shore.
Hence why Joe gets 30k a year. A bit more embarrassing than some dumb childhood pact.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-01
10k for every inch of peen
1 JansHammer 2019-07-01
he's in his studio 'writing' pal.
1 RahStarAryan 2019-07-01
Keith the corrupt cop is always on the yacht because it ties in with his smuggling operation .
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-07-01
By the looks of it, Keith smuggles in donut filling and scrapes a bit off the top for himself. That fat fucking imbecile.
1 SteakSauce66 2019-07-01
He’s actually smuggling exotic cheeses on that yacht, the rat fuck.
1 RahStarAryan 2019-07-01
I have information to suggest he's one of the worlds top Human Traffickers .
1 Superbad415 2019-07-01
He can’t go on a boat, he has ptsd and won’t stop peeling potatos as soon as he’s at sea.
1 Icon_Crash 2019-07-01
He jumped out of airplanes, not play drop the soap on the boat. Have some respect.