“Operation Hash Brown is over, Joe." Says Joe's superior. "We've got something even more challenging for you. We want you to go to South Africa to teach the locals how to deal with their uppity black folk.”

So Joe gets on the next boat for the dark continent.

Arriving in South Africa, the local white colonel says to him “Ok, brew. We’re gern give you a tist to see if you know what you're dern. Here’s a rifle, go ert to that village and bring bick the bodies of ten niggers and a rabbit.”

“Why do I have to kill a rabbit?” Asks Joe.

“You know what?” Says the white colonel. “You’ve got the job!”